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[amoray]

I'm in a good mood.

[ which should be enough of an indicator that he did something wrong. anyway, this is eridan in his penthouse, having set up the comm on the small table in front of his couch! a fatass persian cat lords from his obnoxiously large cat tree off to the left. eridan steps back from the comm, kicks an unlabeled cardboard box out of view (it rattles in a metallic fashion), and flops down on the couch at his back.

completely shamelessly, in rumblr coolkid fashion, he is wearing this sweater. except it has a persian on the front. HOW EMBARRASSING. ]

In fact, I'm in such a good fuckin' mood I'm actually gonna buy you filthy plebeian animals holiday presents this year. That's a general you, a course, I do kinda hate the fuck outta some of you. Not gonna commit to anythin' here, but you can try me. Drop some Congo wishlists on me, or just giwe me some kinda idea what you want; I'm probably headin' out for the holidays, so I ain't gonna be here, and if I'm gonna bother I need a horn's up in adwance. Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't, but there ain't no harm in askin' me, right?

No islands, no guns, nothin' illegal. Since I know somebody's gonna ask. [ pffffft. he rolls his eyes. ] What do I look like, some kinda fuckin' psycho? Puh-leeze.

[ apparently done (why did he even bother setting up the comm, anyway?) he steps back in, killing the feed. ]

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[amoray]

It's not a for sure thing yet, but I been thinkin' about hittin' Monaco for a week. Gotta work around the imBargo act and all, cuts out most a Europe wacation-wise. I'm warm-bodied, but fuck, it gets cold around here.

[ aw yeah hannibal your vague maybe lithuanian cannibal homeland has banned you from its shores what you gon do now ]

Wouldn't go without hawin' that dinner first, a course. Wouldn't want to go bein' rude.

voice/private forever, etc.

[buttpatting]

[If Eridan wants to see Hannibal Lecter have an emotion, he should go on about how much Europe hates him now. Totally a great idea.]

I'm glad you wouldn't cancel to go on a vacation. [Overwhelmed with joy.] You can't simply buy a warmer sweater?

[Take him to Europe, Eridan.]

DITTO x2

[amoray]

I bought a whole bin a sweaters, Doc, but I don't want to layer 'em.

[ wow BREAK INTO EUROPE MORE LIKE

no he'd totally do it, buddy comedy movie in the making or what ]

I kinda miss Italy, it's probably nice this time a year. Last time I went was a year or two back - saw Pagliacci.

[ GENTLY TRIES TO COMMISERATE WITH THE SERIAL KILLER... ]

[buttpatting]

[So a cannibal and a fish alien take over Latvia and...]

I cannot think of a time when Italy is not nice in some way. [If the weather is bad...it's still Italy. That's all it has to be to be nice.] That is, of course, in my own experience.

Did you enjoy the show?

[amoray]

[ leprechannibal: back 2 tha homeland ]

Most of it.

Kinda took my old flame to it. Bad idea, with kismeses and all.

[buttpatting]

[soundtrack featuring fiddy, jay-z, and ricky skaggs]

Kismeses? Is that an illness of your people?

[fishman illnesses, hannibal doesn't know anything about them

reely]

[amoray]

Form a troll romance based around romantic hatred and competition. Kismesis.

[ here's an audible handwave. ]

It's kinda weird for humans to wrap their pans around, I know. Anyway, he was down with the clown an' I took him to Pagliacci as a caliginous dig. We ended up gettin' into a fistfight and gettin' thrown out 'cos he was a fuckin' dick like that.

[buttpatting]

[blah blah "troll shit" blah blah "hate" blah blah blah]

Well. [jesus christ] The opera is no place for a brawl. Of all places to fight, the opera is one of the last ones I would ever recommend.

Are you banned from the house now?

[amoray]

[ whatever hannibal when will is in wicked kismesis for you next season you'll regret not getting that hour long quadrants rundown ]

Probably. Don't readily recall, not that I can ewer go back with all this imBargo shit goin' on anyway.

You a fan a the opera, Doc?

[buttpatting]

[is that a real question

is this real life

is this gonna be life forever

DOC]

I enjoy the opera very much, yes. I was a frequent guest at the larger opera houses back home when I...had a little more financial leniency so that I could afford most any show.

[Or just get invited because hell yeah Hannibal makes all the parties 10x better]

[amoray]

Got any faworites? I'm a big Der Freischütz fan, myself.

[ oh god he actually has some idea of what he's talking about for once ABANDON SHIP ]

[buttpatting]

Honestly now, Eridan. That's like asking me what my favorite dish is. There's so many, it's simply difficult to choose. More than that. It would be insulting to others to put one as a favorite. I simply don't believe I could pick one.

[he loves

the opera]

[amoray]

Real big opera fan, I'm guessin'.

[ SOMEBODY LET WILL GRAHAM KNOW HE'S GOT DEDUCTIVE COMPETITION. ]

Faworite composer?

[buttpatting]

I can't choose. That is akin to asking a parent which of their children is the favorite in front of said children. I feel like you're putting me on the spot. For these questions, I have no answer.

[his body was not ready














also is that fucking cannibalism with chilton he thinks it is l m a o this is getting better and better every day]

[amoray]

Kinda like Penderecki, myself.

[ this fucking guy. ]

Really into the arts, huh?

[buttpatting]

[Penderecki?

Why this.]

I've only heard Penderecki in passing, but yes. I am very into all the arts. I do artwork myself, when I have the time.

[He's going to have lots of time soon, but he's not aware of that yet.

Or is he???]

[amoray]

You any good?

[ you can't just ask people if they're any good!! ]

[buttpatting]

[It's okay, it lets Hannibal talk about himself. It just means he has to word it in a way that's not bragging.]

The university I attended seemed to think so. I mostly drew places I had lived in or grown up around, buildings and the like. It keeps me from being idle.

[amoray]

Do you fuckin' do anythin' that ain't all classy and cultured and suchlike? Kill whales or somethin'?

Nothin' untoward meant, a course. [ handwaving!! ] Just newer met anybody like yourself.

[ nobody can be that classy and talented and good at everything. it's impossible. he won't believe it. ]

[buttpatting]

Why, Eridan. I thought you were in charge of the sea. If I were to take on the hobby of whale killing, wouldn't you consider that rude?

[hannibal lecter is never rude okay]

[amoray]

Killin' whales ain't a hobby, it's the duty a ewery self-respectin' brinesucker who don't fall for that doe-eyed sack a helpless blubber look. They're all murderous as shit on the inside, Doc, beliewe me. Anybody who wants to kill 'em has the go-ahead from me.

Fuck whales.

[ maybe only the flying kinds back home were murderous?? whatever better to be safe, kill 'em all. ]

[buttpatting]

["Flying whales" is The Avengers movie were the Eridanians riding flying jetskis what the fuck is going on here]

I don't think I have the ability to kill a whale, Eridan. Most of them are considered endangered in my world, meaning that's illegal. I don't think my associates at the FBI would appreciate having to interview or arrest me for killing whale, even if, as a chef, I'm naturally curious about how they would taste.

[amoray]

[ that is basically exactly what happened. ]

Not that great, aye-em-oh.

Coelacanth, though, that's pretty good.

[buttpatting]

[Of course.

Also he better not be commenting on Hannibal's face.]

Who cooked your whale? Perhaps they simply weren't talented enough to make it as delicious as it could be.

[OHHHHH SNAP]

[amoray]

[ LECTER LIGHTING THE SICK FIRES ALL UP IN THIS THREAD ]

Yeah, maybe. Didn't put that much work into it.

If I ewer end up incidentally slaughterin' somethin' rare and endangered, I'll giwe you the corpse to fry up, alright? I'm sure as fuck probably not gonna do anythin' with it.