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♒ ([personal profile] amoray) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2013-12-04 08:57 pm

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I'm in a good mood.

[ which should be enough of an indicator that he did something wrong. anyway, this is eridan in his penthouse, having set up the comm on the small table in front of his couch! a fatass persian cat lords from his obnoxiously large cat tree off to the left. eridan steps back from the comm, kicks an unlabeled cardboard box out of view (it rattles in a metallic fashion), and flops down on the couch at his back.

completely shamelessly, in rumblr coolkid fashion, he is wearing this sweater. except it has a persian on the front. HOW EMBARRASSING.
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In fact, I'm in such a good fuckin' mood I'm actually gonna buy you filthy plebeian animals holiday presents this year. That's a general you, a course, I do kinda hate the fuck outta some of you. Not gonna commit to anythin' here, but you can try me. Drop some Congo wishlists on me, or just giwe me some kinda idea what you want; I'm probably headin' out for the holidays, so I ain't gonna be here, and if I'm gonna bother I need a horn's up in adwance. Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't, but there ain't no harm in askin' me, right?

No islands, no guns, nothin' illegal. Since I know somebody's gonna ask. [ pffffft. he rolls his eyes. ] What do I look like, some kinda fuckin' psycho? Puh-leeze.

[ apparently done (why did he even bother setting up the comm, anyway?) he steps back in, killing the feed. ]
crab: (28 █ and with a little bit of luck)

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[personal profile] crab 2013-12-08 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, why do you turn literally every single conversation back to quadrants, I seriously do not have the patience for this.

[ he could tell eridan that ruka puts up a front and is in fact one of the most fucked up people besides himself that karkat has ever met, but he is too loyal to his unspoken sworn secrecy on that matter to go through with it. ]

I am not trying to move in on the diamonds with her, as you put it, because get this, the diamonds are not a thing she has. You see I, unlike you, am not enough of a total dumbshit to go around conducting moirallegiances with aliens who can't even grasp alternative concupiscent quadrants for what they are, let alone the conciliatory ones. Furthermore, you're just trying to change the subject, and direct attention away from the fact that you put your supposed girlfriend through so much unadulterated agony that I was tempted to knock her unconscious just to spare her the misery.

Stop making excuses and own up to the fact that you fucked up.
crab: (12 █ in the end)

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[personal profile] crab 2013-12-08 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
She's my friend, you asshole! Normal people tend to get vaguely miffed when someone tortures their friends, shockingly enough! I can't believe I have to explain this to you!

[ karkat is 200% done with both of them, he's decided what he wants for christmas: an entire case of booze to drown himself in. not even drink. just drown in. ]