[voice]

[kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com]

It's totaled.

The great Allah felt the need to smite my jet, and he did. Totaled.

But let me tell you, Enola Gay did not go down without dropping at least seventy A-Bombs this time. No, that massive walking talking menstrual drip started fucking her sideways midair. So I gave him my philosophy in life while cranking it up full blast:

"And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky."

Then I did a nose dive and ejected my motherfucking ass to the heavens.


Not sure about Aunt' Flo's tragic end, but I'm pretty sure she didn't hit the ground running.  THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!

Tank, Sub, D?  I'll be back down under ASAP.  Might have to hijack a plane to get there.  Fuck.

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[dark-passenger.livejournal.com]

If I understood that like I think I did: Sorry to hear about that.

[kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Well fuck him, I'm going back and throwing my baby back together. Should have her up and runnin' by next month. Wednesdays are always good. I'm pretty sure Rod Stewart had some amazing performances on Wednesdays.

[dark-passenger.livejournal.com]

Alright....

Have fun, then.

[Voice]

[watsthename.livejournal.com]

Oh! I had wondered where you had gotten off to!

I went to Disneyland for a little while to get a chocolate banana! Would you like me to come and pick you up?

[Voice]

[kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com]

Pick me up a Hall of the Presidents souvenir while you're up there. That was always the most interesting thing in the whole fucking park. I loved that shit.

What kind of car do you want? I'm thinking I might need to hot wire something. Then you can do the driving like I promised when I pick you up.

[Voice]

[watsthename.livejournal.com]

Okay!

A BIG RED SHARK! A BIG RED SHARK! Top down all the way! VAROOM! Or we can take onna the flying teacups they have at the park!

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. I'm sorry to hear that, I really am.

But I have to ask, though it might be inappropriate; Your plane was named 'Aunt Flo'?

[kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com]

No Aunt Flo was the name of the motherfucker who jumped me.

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

...

Are we going to have to steal plane parts again?