[ voice; files attached ]

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

In lieu of the City's most-recent series of catastrophic events, I suppose now would be as proper a time as any to finally take steps to assure that I will never be bored within the confines of this existence. [ a pause ] How exciting this must be for all of you.


<b><u>[GENERAL APPLICATION]</u></b> <b>Name and/or Alias</b>: <b>Age/Sex</b>: <b>Contact Information</b>: <b>Pertinent Skills</b>: <b>Previous Work Experience</b>:


<b><u>[TALENT APPLICATION]</u></b> <b>Name and/or Alias</b>: <b># Of Performers</b>: <b>Going rate</b>: <b>Contact Information</b>: <b>Talents</b>: <b>Previous Venues Played</b>:


Please do not disappoint me by wasting my time with frivolities; I'm in a rather good mood, for once.

Comments

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

There are always spectators in every play.

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

Just as there are directors and those too tired to see another trite rendition of a "Classic" be played out, over and over again.

Your point?

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

That there are always idle people waiting to be used.

Although, I'm curious. Why bother with the bar if you can entertain yourself by picking on all the little boys with daddy complexes?

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

That was far from what I consider "entertaining"