[ voice; files attached ]

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

In lieu of the City's most-recent series of catastrophic events, I suppose now would be as proper a time as any to finally take steps to assure that I will never be bored within the confines of this existence. [ a pause ] How exciting this must be for all of you.


<b><u>[GENERAL APPLICATION]</u></b> <b>Name and/or Alias</b>: <b>Age/Sex</b>: <b>Contact Information</b>: <b>Pertinent Skills</b>: <b>Previous Work Experience</b>:


<b><u>[TALENT APPLICATION]</u></b> <b>Name and/or Alias</b>: <b># Of Performers</b>: <b>Going rate</b>: <b>Contact Information</b>: <b>Talents</b>: <b>Previous Venues Played</b>:


Please do not disappoint me by wasting my time with frivolities; I'm in a rather good mood, for once.

Comments

[meowminx]

Probably because he talks almost as much as you do.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Did someone kill your kitten or something?

[meowminx]

What are you babbling about?

lol he's in a bad mood

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[Transmission concluded.]

/helpful translator

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

I think what he meant was, 'what crawled up your butt and died?'

(not that I'm saying that or anything)