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In lieu of the City's most-recent series of catastrophic events, I suppose now would be as proper a time as any to finally take steps to assure that I will never be bored within the confines of this existence. [ a pause ] How exciting this must be for all of you.


<b><u>[GENERAL APPLICATION]</u></b> <b>Name and/or Alias</b>: <b>Age/Sex</b>: <b>Contact Information</b>: <b>Pertinent Skills</b>: <b>Previous Work Experience</b>:


<b><u>[TALENT APPLICATION]</u></b> <b>Name and/or Alias</b>: <b># Of Performers</b>: <b>Going rate</b>: <b>Contact Information</b>: <b>Talents</b>: <b>Previous Venues Played</b>:


Please do not disappoint me by wasting my time with frivolities; I'm in a rather good mood, for once.

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Have you ever worked as a waiter, before?