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ultimate pooower; [video]

DUHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

[Billy lifts something up into view of the camera. It seems to be one of those anti-mutant guns.]

Look look! I founds this, when I was walking, and it was just sitting there, underneath this thing, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah. It makes funny noises! Oh! And it kinda tickles.

Did somebody loose it?

[Billy pauses a moment, rubbing his chin like he's thinking.]

FINDERS KEEPERS!

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"Finders keepers." There's something I can agree with...

But you know, what if someone has something even better?

How much better?

I don't know.

Maybe a robot pony?

A happy robot unicorn. That eats pies.

... sure. A happy robot unicorn that eats pies.

Wooow, you actually have one.

What's its name?

...

Megatron. It's name is Megatron.

CAN I COME PLAY WITH IT?

Only if you give me that gun.

Wellllll I'm going to play hide and seek with the tickle gun first. Then Harvey wanted me to give it to him, and that lady wanted me to come play with her, and Santa wanted me to hide it.

Eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but a happy pie eating robot unicorn...

That is pretty nice.

Does Megatron talk too?

Hmm...

Sure.

So Super Salt.

Am I supposed to give it to you after I hide it, give it to Harvey, and play with that lady or before?

And how is the pot and kettle war going? DID SOMEONE WIN YET?

The pots, as always, are winning.

And you should give it to me first! Otherwise you don't get to play with Megatron. Megatron won't like it if you hide it, give it to Harvey, or play with that lady...

How come the kettles don't ever win?

I don't want Megatron to be sad. Buts I got to tell Harvey first, then I'll come play!

Ah, maybe you shouldn't tell Harvey? It's a secret.

The kettles don't win becuase no one likes them.

Oh oh! It's a secret?

Why doesn't anyone like them?

They don't like them because they're jealous since the kettles can fly.

Do you have one?

CAN I SEE IT?

...

Sure, fine kid. You can have a flying kettle too.

Duhehehehehhehehehhehehhehehheheheh

so what's the kettle's job in the war against the pots?

...

Being awesome.

That's a job?

it is the BEST job.

Oohhhhhh

It's like HOSS DELGADO!

Right, right?

...
sure. fine. whatever.

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what the fuck. How did I tag with my personal account. I am. so tired.

[voice] because starscream is secretly mickey mouse in disguise?

[voice] OH GOD EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW

[voice] yeah it does

[voice] god I need a facepalm icon

[voice] draw one?

[voice] MAYBE

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[voice // private] it will be in the worst condition ever imagined

[voice // private] afjldsj he's worked with worse ._.; but yeahhh

[voice // private] has he hasssss he? there will be slobber

[voice // private] ... slobber... ewwww. that's almost worse than kittens

[voice // private] billy doom will soon befall you

[voice // private] DOOM DOOM DOOM

[voice // private] YOU WONT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE

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[voice // private] fml, man, just. fml. XD

[voice // private] he will never stop talking

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[voice // private] he's so probably maybe getting just half if billy listens to harvey