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[timestopping.livejournal.com]

I'm not useless.

I know that I act like I am most of the time, and it ain't exactly as if I'm flying around the City putting out fires and grabbing kittens out of trees, but I can do stuff. Stuff that no one else here can.

This isn't me typing up a résumé and begging for someone here to hire me. I have a job. I like my job at the restaurant, and I've been getting way more shifts than usual, ever since Laura disappeared. You know, some of you should stop by sometime, and I'll probably make you something for cheap. Anyway, this is just something you should keep in mind.

I don't turn invisible. I can do better than that. I can move out of time and not be seen, so I can get in and out of anywhere without really being there. I'm fast, too. Give me days and I'll give back months. Whatever. You get the point—I can do shit that you can't, and seriously, that's useful.

Not asking for money. Not much, anyway. Just something to do to keep me distracted, so I don't end up getting high every night and acting like a stupid bitch around people only trying to help. Anything that's not too sketchy—I don't mind stealing and spying on people, but I'm not about to kill anyone. Or steal any of their organs.

Okay. Maybe a kidney.

And because I organised porter-duty when things were kinda upside down for a while, I should probably ask: you new guys doing alright here? Yeah, maybe it sucks, and no, you definitely can't get out, but my apartment is still half empty, if anyone feels like helping out with the rent.

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[ private :: Teddy ]

So. Hi.

[ooc; gdi, pretend that filter was there the entire time]

Comments

[private]

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

I have a few jobs you might be interested in. Definitely no killing or organ-stealing. Information stealing, minor vandalism, perhaps a bit of psychological feng shui -- you could move a couch, I'm assuming? How do you feel about pig blood?

[private]

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Depends what the pig's blood is for. I mean, I was talking to some lady who wanted me to use, uh, dove's blood or something to fight off zombies, and that was definitely weird. But I guess I should be used to weird by now, huh. As long as I'm not drinking it, I guess I can deal with it.

And yeah, a couch is no problem.

[soldieringshin.livejournal.com]

I would be happy to visit you sometime.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Yeah? What shall I make you?

[spiderdefying.livejournal.com]

Are there qualifications to splitting rent with you?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

- no psychos
- don't be a dick
- screw in the bedroom if you're gonna do it
- don't use all the hot water

[latrodectus]

Do you want to spy on people?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Sure. It could be cool. I mean, as long as there was actually a reason for it, and not just to be some sort of weird stalker.

text (so as not to give away how concerned he sounds);

[cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com]

It doesn't sound like exactly what you're looking for, but you're always welcome to come on patrol with me?

I'm mostly just sitting around and kind of spying these days, so my ulterior motive would be also not being bored out of my mind.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Patrolling sounds good. I don't have a cape, though. That gonna be a problem?

This is Peter being concerned.

[bythreadalone.livejournal.com]

...You know, a think a bunch of us would prefer if you didn't advertise to both sides of the tracks, Ki.

Just a thought.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna kill anyone, Spidey.

[voice]

[guideslight.livejournal.com]

Er, it's good that you're trying to fill your days?

That's an impressive ability.

[voice]

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Don't want to get bored here.

Thanks. It is pretty awesome.

private; voice

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Hey.

private; voice

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Hi. [pauses] How's it going?

[private - voice]

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

If only I had meaningful tasks I could present you with.

By any chance, did a man by the name of Blake happen to contact you?

[private - voice]

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Actually, he did.

[howdoesiskate.livejournal.com]

So you can kick a guy's ass and he won't even know it?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Nah, they'd know about it.

Even if I tap somebody, it shatters their bones.

[darkhours.livejournal.com]

Please do not steal my kidney.

I now require it to live.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

What's in it for me?

[Voice forever]

[watsthename.livejournal.com]

You were very brave and saved me from the devil kitty! I would give you lots and lots of money, but I don't have any...


I know where all the rainbows go when the puddles dry up, though! I could tell you!

[Voice forever]

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Heh. No money needed for the closet rescue. It was kinda fun.

Uh, sure! Go ahead.

[encrypted]

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

*Small chuckle*

Sound like you're trying to bust into my line of work....



How good are you at being stealthy?