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capeandcowl2009-05-25 02:24 pm
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27 [locked from known villains]
I'm not useless.
I know that I act like I am most of the time, and it ain't exactly as if I'm flying around the City putting out fires and grabbing kittens out of trees, but I can do stuff. Stuff that no one else here can.
This isn't me typing up a résumé and begging for someone here to hire me. I have a job. I like my job at the restaurant, and I've been getting way more shifts than usual, ever since Laura disappeared. You know, some of you should stop by sometime, and I'll probably make you something for cheap. Anyway, this is just something you should keep in mind.
I don't turn invisible. I can do better than that. I can move out of time and not be seen, so I can get in and out of anywhere without really being there. I'm fast, too. Give me days and I'll give back months. Whatever. You get the point—I can do shit that you can't, and seriously, that's useful.
Not asking for money. Not much, anyway. Just something to do to keep me distracted, so I don't end up getting high every night and acting like a stupid bitch around people only trying to help. Anything that's not too sketchy—I don't mind stealing and spying on people, but I'm not about to kill anyone. Or steal any of their organs.
Okay. Maybe a kidney.
And because I organised porter-duty when things were kinda upside down for a while, I should probably ask: you new guys doing alright here? Yeah, maybe it sucks, and no, you definitely can't get out, but my apartment is still half empty, if anyone feels like helping out with the rent.
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[ private :: Teddy ]
So. Hi.
[ooc; gdi, pretend that filter was there the entire time]
I know that I act like I am most of the time, and it ain't exactly as if I'm flying around the City putting out fires and grabbing kittens out of trees, but I can do stuff. Stuff that no one else here can.
This isn't me typing up a résumé and begging for someone here to hire me. I have a job. I like my job at the restaurant, and I've been getting way more shifts than usual, ever since Laura disappeared. You know, some of you should stop by sometime, and I'll probably make you something for cheap. Anyway, this is just something you should keep in mind.
I don't turn invisible. I can do better than that. I can move out of time and not be seen, so I can get in and out of anywhere without really being there. I'm fast, too. Give me days and I'll give back months. Whatever. You get the point—I can do shit that you can't, and seriously, that's useful.
Not asking for money. Not much, anyway. Just something to do to keep me distracted, so I don't end up getting high every night and acting like a stupid bitch around people only trying to help. Anything that's not too sketchy—I don't mind stealing and spying on people, but I'm not about to kill anyone. Or steal any of their organs.
Okay. Maybe a kidney.
And because I organised porter-duty when things were kinda upside down for a while, I should probably ask: you new guys doing alright here? Yeah, maybe it sucks, and no, you definitely can't get out, but my apartment is still half empty, if anyone feels like helping out with the rent.
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[ private :: Teddy ]
So. Hi.
[ooc; gdi, pretend that filter was there the entire time]
[Voice forever]
You were very brave and saved me from the devil kitty! I would give you lots and lots of money, but I don't have any...
I know where all the rainbows go when the puddles dry up, though! I could tell you!
[Voice forever]
Uh, sure! Go ahead.
[Private BECAUSE IT'S A REALLY GOOD SECRET OKAY?!]
Okay! You can't tell anyone unless it's really really really important, okay?
When it rains in the streets and there's big big puddles with rainbows inside them that are really swirly and poison, but they're really secrets that fell out of peoples pockets and onto the sidewalk and you can only see them when it rains lots and lots and when they get wet they get really loose and floaty so that when the puddle goes all dry, the secrets blow away up into the air and float away like balloons.
[private]
I'll make a note of that.
[private]
Mm-hm!
It's a really good secret. But I dunno if you can catch the ones that fall outta people's pockets.
[private]
[private]
Oh! That might work!
[private]