[voice], filtered from villains

[deadthenred]

Alright, so, listen up here, chumps, 'cause I'm still on the "making you all look good" squad and I'm looking for new recruits. The deal is, we try to keep the poor folk who got stuck with this whiz-bang gadget in their city, which, they really oughta put a name to, but I digress. These people've got psychos with lightning coming out of their eyeballs crawling out of every inch of the woodwork, and it ain't their fault at all. Least that I figure, we can tell them what's going on in their own damn home. In the process, maybe we can let people know that we're on thier side, and not the other way around.

So if you don't mind talking to people, got contacts with the press, or hell, have a pleasing telephone voice, I'd sure like to hear from you. And well, if you don't have none of those things but'd still like to help out, I'm sure I can think of something.

Also, what's with all the signs in all the windows? Decoration Day ain't till the thirtieth.

Comments

[dykeinthesky.livejournal.com]

You mean Memorial Day?

Um, I'd like to volunteer.

[deadthenred]

Yeah, Memorial Day. Same thing.

Okay. What can you do?

[dykeinthesky.livejournal.com]

I definitely have people skills or--well, if you need anything else, I can do that too.

[deadthenred]

People skills're sort of in short supply, around here, so that'll do you just fine.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Now here's a voice I've not heard in a long, long time.

Is this why you've been so scare, Barnes?

[deadthenred]

I been hiding from you. I've gotten really good at it.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Apparently not as good as you think.

What's this nonsense you're selling about a "squad"?

[deadthenred]

Sometimes I gotta subject myself to your company. What doesn't kill you, and all of that.

I've always had the PR Squad, it's just the main guy who was helping me got whizzed out a while ago.

[voice]

[guideslight.livejournal.com]

I think I understood most of that. I'd be happy to help.

[voice]

[deadthenred]

I can talk proper when I have to, don't worry.

[voice]

[guideslight.livejournal.com]

Oh, no--I'm just unused to slang; I'll adapt.

My name is Elika.

[voice]

[deadthenred]

I sorta pile it on real thick 'cause I think I'm making a point.

Yeah, Bucky. Enchanted, all of that.

[Voice forever]

[watsthename.livejournal.com]

People got lightning coming out of their eyes? Does it sting?

[deadthenred]

You'd have to ask them. I bet they gotta take pills for it, or something, 'cause it seems like it'd be a real headache.

[watsthename.livejournal.com]

I'll have to find someone!


Your eyes don't shoot lightning?

[deadthenred]

Not often.

[sisterfelicity]

I love talking to people! And I'm all for trying to show people that all of us who got ported here aren't nearly as bad as they think we are. Where do I sign up?

[deadthenred]

Right here, mostly.

[sisterfelicity]

Great! Count me in.

I'm Felicia.

[deadthenred]

Swell. I'm Bucky. Well, James, technically, but no one calls me that. Pleased to meetcha.

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

Psychos with lightning coming out of their eyeballs?

Why didn't anyone tell me King Brighteyes was here? I know how to take him out.

[deadthenred]

Is this that solution that involves a well-placed spoon? 'Cause I gotta tell ya, I tried that and did and I didn't find the results quite to my satisfaction.

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

Well, admittedly, once you dig them out, his eyes do tend to keep sparking, but it'll fade.

[deadthenred]

Well sure, but where'm I supposed to keep 'em in the meantime?

[private]

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

Hey. Can I borrow you for a second?

Er, pertaining to this whole 'PR' thing, there's something I've been wondering about for awhile that I think would.. probably be a good idea to look into.

.. and I've been thinking about it for awhile, and I guess I'm a good guy for talking to people, so you can sign me up and I'll see what I can do. Though I'm really better at talking to individuals than groups, honestly.