capeandcowl | [voice], filtered from villains

Alright, so, listen up here, chumps, 'cause I'm still on the "making you all look good" squad and I'm looking for new recruits. The deal is, we try to keep the poor folk who got stuck with this whiz-bang gadget in their city, which, they really oughta put a name to, but I digress. These people've got psychos with lightning coming out of their eyeballs crawling out of every inch of the woodwork, and it ain't their fault at all. Least that I figure, we can tell them what's going on in their own damn home. In the process, maybe we can let people know that we're on thier side, and not the other way around.

So if you don't mind talking to people, got contacts with the press, or hell, have a pleasing telephone voice, I'd sure like to hear from you. And well, if you don't have none of those things but'd still like to help out, I'm sure I can think of something.

Also, what's with all the signs in all the windows? Decoration Day ain't till the thirtieth.