[VOICE POST]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

... Huh, this isn't so bad. Nobody knows me here. I think.

A-hem.

HELLO, CITIZENS! I AM ANT-MAN, WITH THE POWER TO. UH. SUMMON ANTS! IT MAY NOT SOUND VERY SCARY, BUT TRUST ME, IT IS! VILLAINS WILL NOW BE SUBJECTED TO INFESTATIONS! AND... OTHER THINGS! YOU'LL SEE. PROBABLY.

Also, I'm single. Wink wink.

Comments

[supersonicracer.livejournal.com]

*SNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!*

BWA-HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man! You gotta be KIDDING ME! ANTS! HAHAHAHA!

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Don't hate.

[meowminx]

...Any relation to Spider-Man?

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

No, but I've been mistaken for him... once.

[lady-buckethead.livejournal.com]

What?

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

[pause]

Ant-Man! Your new protector, enforcer of good, uh, does whatever an... ant... can... ?

[liverletdie]

Actually, I think you'll find plenty of people who know you.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

... Uh... awesome...

[voice]

[hackeralastair]

*loud, snarky cackles of laughter*

...oh god, I had to switch on the mic just to do that...

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

... Is it really that funny? Maybe I should work on my hero-speech. Or just not have one.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Really.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

You heard right, civilian!

[appliest-apple.livejournal.com]

You should purchase an insect exterminator company.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that?

[dykeinthesky.livejournal.com]

Avenger?

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

I was on the Initiative, yeah, but I got promoted.

[cardiaccanape.livejournal.com]

Nice power.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

... Thanks!

[bythreadalone.livejournal.com]

Oh God, not you. Anyone but you.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

... Uh. Abigail? Veronica? Someone else from my past?

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

You are so lucky Cass isn't here.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Hey, did you see who won that fight?

[voice]

[holymedaroli.livejournal.com]

....HAHAHAHAHHA!

Oh, man. I think I know someone you'd get along with.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Kanye West?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWW ONE TIME YOU SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW

(IN A ROW)

THAT'S RIGHT YOU SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW

ONE TIME YOU GOT YOUR KICKS WITH JOE

AND YOU SUCKED SIX DICKS STACKED UP LIKE BRICKS ALL UP ON YOUR LIPS

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

It's no Seth Putnam, but it'll do with the younger crowd.

[sandersrocksit.livejournal.com]

Well, it sounds like a total pain in the ass at the very least! Nice to meet you, Ant-Man. What kind of other things??

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Size manipulation!

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Ants are a tasty snack, kekeke.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[voice]

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

As long as your ants don't mess with my beetle, we're good.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Well, I dunno, they're not really my ants... they don't even listen to me half the time.

[psychoticracer.livejournal.com]

[Have some utterly unmistakable mocking laughter.]

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay, laugh it up. Ants are hilarious.

[Voice forevar] Sounds about 12/13ish

[tinybutdeadly]

Well then.

Aren't you awesome?

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

... Yes?

[voice forever and ever]

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Ants? Are you serious?

And I thought monkeys were stupid.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Uncalled for!

And yeah, I'm serious. We'll ruin your picnics and so much more, lady.

[magicalworld]

Ants? What sort of lame superpower is ants? How the heck did you get saddled with something that weak?

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

That's not all I can do!

[theprimerprime.livejournal.com]

That is the worst superpower I've ever heard of.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

And what's your amazing power, huh?

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

What else can your ants do?

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Um. Not much. They're kinda finicky.

[Voice: Japanese-accented English]

[shiromadoushi]

Aah, it doesn't sound scary, but useful instead! Since ants are strong, aren't they?

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Yeah, actually, they're the strongest animals on the planet for their size!

[martialartistic.livejournal.com]

Oh great. It's you.

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

Hi there, Person Who Hates Me, which one are you?

[voice]

[iknowyourfear.livejournal.com]

...You're not still afraid of naked Santas, are you?

[voice]

[minimization.livejournal.com]

... Nope, you've cleared my troubled head! Thanks a ton, again, kiddo.