http://amnotaweasel.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] amnotaweasel.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2009-05-25 11:22 pm

001 && [ACCIDENTAL VOICE POST; JAPANESE, TRANSLATED SOMEHOW (SUBTITLED?)]

[sudden staticky exhalation]

Wait a minute, what do you mean "hero"? You can't just go around dragging people away from where they're supposed to be and making them police your city!

[a reply, male, too muffled to make out specific words]

This just… it shouldn't be allowed! Send me back, send me back right now! And don't you look down at me like that! …yes, I know you're six feet tall and I'm not--

Huh? This thing? It's on? What's it even do, anyway? Hey! Owch! Stupid thing!

[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't dip too far, as I'm pretty sure that, hearing your voice tremble around at about 'curious but not the kind of curious that goes into romance novel lead ins', you're not like me, and you could find some shit that'd just rip your head apart.

Stick to the vanilla (HA, well, vanilla as you can manage, I suppose), and just punch in...

Shit, what's the Japanese words for this stuff? Ah, fuck it. Punch in 'gay' and 'lesbian'. And stick to the regular stuff. Once you jumped in, don't just keep going.

[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
PLEASANT, hoo. That's, uh. That's mostly a matter of luck when you hit that search button, kid.

[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Haaaaaaaa, not really. All the crazy shit is just now out in the open.

I mean, question. You said you've seen terrible, horrible stuff - and that was 1879.

2009 just has Noh plays and whatever you can watch from a million miles away now.

[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
It makes things things.

And now you can buy food from all over the world on any street corner in this city. So, hey.