001 && [ACCIDENTAL VOICE POST; JAPANESE, TRANSLATED SOMEHOW (SUBTITLED?)]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

[sudden staticky exhalation]

Wait a minute, what do you mean "hero"? You can't just go around dragging people away from where they're supposed to be and making them police your city!

[a reply, male, too muffled to make out specific words]

This just… it shouldn't be allowed! Send me back, send me back right now! And don't you look down at me like that! …yes, I know you're six feet tall and I'm not--

Huh? This thing? It's on? What's it even do, anyway? Hey! Owch! Stupid thing!

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[voice: Japanese] (and mun begs off for sleep now)

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he never is, is he?

You know, that doesn't sound so bad. How about I bring dinner? We could totally have fun!

[voice: Japanese] (^_^ 'kay! Sleep well!)

[satisfiedsigner]

I dunno. Sometimes he gets pretty close.

That sounds--how well do you cook?

[voice: Japanese] (okay, NOW sleep. ^_^)

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Hah. I grew up in a ryokan, so trust me, I cook really well. I'm best at sashimi, but I usually wind up handling sashimi, sushi, and noodle soups.

[private: voice: Japanese] (^_^)

[satisfiedsigner]

Heh, awesome~ If you can do soba, he might even be pleasant.

He's probably going to kill me for giving out our address to two people in a week...

[file transfer: map and directions to their abandoned motel]

Stop by whenever you want; usually one of us is home.