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Calling All Antiheroes! All My Antiheroes Inna Place Say "Hoe!" All My Antiheroes Inna Place Say "Garden Weasel!"

Aiight, listen up, my damies. My name is Deadpool and I'm a mayhem-aholic. I like punching dudes, shooting big loud guns and blowing stuff up good 'n' boomy-like. I'm a huge fan of chaos and fomenting hilarious rebellion and sedition and bar brawls and all those other funktastic fighting festivals a fella can foment.

Son, I've made a life outta beatin' people's faces,
Totin' heavy hardware and blowin' stuff sky high
But it seems that stuff's a-changin' cuz a pretty Irish face is
Makin' me want somethin' else, so I needs me some advice

So how do you ex-bad guys, hookers with hearts of gold and you play-by-your-own-rules types handle leaving all the fun and frolic of lawlessness behind without becoming a huge wuss, a snotty condescending douchebag or a total buzzkill? Does a guy gotta brood and wallow in guilt and scold no-goodniks all the time if he's trying to play on the side of the angels?

They say once you go cape, you never escape... does a brotha gotta be a goody two-shoes, or can one of my shoes be a total spikey badass knee-high KISS boot kinda thing?

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[laughing]

Keep doing that stuff. Just save people while you're doing it. Easy~

But what if I want to start a barfight? That saves nobody! And BARFIGHTS ARE THE BEST!

I don't see how starting a barfight is a villain thing. It's just obnoxious to the people not involved.

Senseless violence is apparently evil. That's the thing - I know a guy what made an island full of peace and intellectual happy crappy progressive goodness and it was the most boring motherscratchin' place ever. Is that the future all the goodniks of the world are fightin' for? I mean, me, I'm fightin' for Star Trek future, because all the dames have to wear short skirts or low-cut Counselor Troi jumpsuits - plus, PHASERS and FLOATING SPACE LINCOLN and ALL THE GREEN CHICKS YOU CAN BOFF!

I've been in one of those futures where there's a "paradise" like that. Not fun. Of course, I was in the crappy part that had to go along with it. You can't have a paradise without somewhere to dump the filth.

[laughing again]

As long as you'd have fun~ It's going to take work getting there, though.

So what'd they actually DO with the filth and riff-raff in that li'l future burg? I'm always curious as to the 'final solution' for human detritus like me and my damies.

We lived on an island separate from the mainland. You could get arrested for going between cities, especially going from Satellite to the main city. Satellite was used as a recycling plant and a dump, for real trash and people "trash." The highest offence was going against Security.

Right. So the answer was 'stay in your own sandbox and don't color outside the lines.' Surprised they didn't take it a step further and nuke it. Probably didn't sit well enough with the High and Toity types.

Pretty much. The guys in charge thought we were too useful for that. Most Satellites just gave up after a while and did what Security wanted.

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