there can only be ONE

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

36.5!


C'moonnnnn--who else is keepin' track of kneecaps shot?



Speaking of shots, Mistuh Starky, sir? Tell your invisible staff to restock the Red Bull. I'm itchin' for a Jägerbomb...

Comments

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

. . . point-five?

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

My foot slipped mid-shot.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

On something blood-related, I'm assuming.

[trop-rapide.livejournal.com]

36 and a half?

How could you shoot half a kneecap?

I'm not shooting any so I can't keep count...

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Guy musta had Parkinson's and twitched outta a direct hit. Who knows? Maybe I'm just amazing. It's very likely.

[trop-rapide.livejournal.com]

The fact you answered something different to each of us who asked about the whole "half" thing makes this answer hard to believe.

I'll just take the whole "I slipped and am really not awesome" answer.

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be considered more awesome to manage to nail only half a knee without the whole thing blowing up?

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

...do I even want to know what the half is?

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone so fascinated with the half? So I blasted half of someone's knee slipping on grease!

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Pool, what are you doing with these guys once you've popped a cap in their ass knee?

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Well, after that they're usually not cool on going to go get a few brewskies, yanno? So I just let 'em do what they want.

[heavymetalclaws.livejournal.com]

36.5?

What's the matter, meatball? Losin' your touch?

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Just warming up, furball. You gotta stretch before working out, or you'll pull a hammy like ol' Iron FistSlipper.

[heavymetalclaws.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? How many you gonna hit when you're warmed up, Lil' Red Riding Hood? 38?

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Pick a number between 500 and 500 and I'll go double.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Why are you going around shooting people in the kneecaps?

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Because it's more fun than shooting them in the ankle.

[phaseback.livejournal.com]

Okay, well, what for?

[greenarrowtoo.livejournal.com]

Is there a need to be filling up the city's ERs?

[scarabsuited]

I only found twenty-four of those people. That stat better be a lie.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Oh god, Blue, is that what you've been doing all day?

[scarabsuited]

Since I saw this post, yeah--why? Did something come up? What'd I miss?

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

I can beat that.

With a tyre iron, to boot.

[olsensandwich.livejournal.com]

Wanna go break up a gang meeting? First one to thirty teeth wins?

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

But you see, people have about thirty teeth in their heads. You could bust just one skull and win. I say we play by hooligan rules.