14 // Pink Slip [VOICE]

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[/slowly floods the comm with robots. 100% Unfiltered as a final 'fuck you'. Anyone can see this, regardless of alliance. Starscream brings the popcorn.]

Wazpinator found the difference between Predaconz and Decepticonz.

Megatron iz better leader. And Wazpinator szaw end of the beazt warz. If Cybertron found out about what Megatron did with Nemesziz, how war ended? Would be worze in hiztory bookz than Traitybot.

But Megatron iz still better leader. Starscream dezervez worzt reputation in recordz. Dezervez getting szlagged by Galvatron!

Beazt Warz were bad enough! But City waz fine until Traitybot waz in charge. [Mumbling] Wazpinator iz a good Predacon. Followed all orderz, still got slagged.

Fine. No other Predaconz to help szlag thiz time, and no apocalyptic warship floating around to set City on fire!

Wazpinator izn't taking orderz from either leaderbot anymore.



I. QUIT.

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Comments

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

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YOU ARE. AS POLITE AS EVER.
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I AM FINE.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

I have no reason not to be.

Good.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

WE ARE YOUR ENEMIES.
IT IS A SIMPLE CONCLUSION.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Nobody is my enemy for the time being.

I choose to remain factionless.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

QUERY. IF I WERE TO DESTROY APPROXIMATELY FIFTY HUMAN BEINGS, WOULD YOU BE SO FACTIONLESS?

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

If you were to do such a rash thing, I would be forced to stop you. However that does not make me Autobot or Decepticon.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE INCLINED TO PROTECT MEANINGLESS LIFE.
DEFINITION: AUTOBOT.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Definition: Morals.

I am a scientist. I refuse to let an outside force upset any balance of an environment

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

ERROR. THEY ARE INFERIOR.
A SCIENTIST SHOULD OBSERVE WHAT HUMANS CONSIDER A FOOD CHAIN. NOT INTERFERE.
SUPERIOR LIFE DESTROYS INFERIOR LIFE.
A HUMAN WILL CRUSH ANTS BECAUSE THEY ARE IRRITATING.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Humans interact with their natural environment. Cybertronians are not a part of their natural environment, thus, we are an outside force.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

ERROR.
HUMANS INVADE EACH OTHER. LANDS UNKNOWN TO THEM.
DIVIDE AND CONQUER DESPITE BEING ALIENS.
IT IS NOT DIFFERENT FOR DECEPTICONS.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter what humans do to their world. It is theirs. Not ours.

And I am not a Decepticon. Nor am I an Autobot. I simply would prefer not to see a habitat be destroyed needlessly.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

HOW UNFORTUNATE BOTH FACTIONS ARE TALENTED AT: DESTROYING NEEDLESSLY.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Yes war seems to be good at that. Which is why, I reiterate, I refuse to become involved.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

YOUR MORALS IMPLY INVOLVEMENT.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

I will protect life if I must, but I am not getting involved in petty battles or biases, Soundwave.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

HN.

[Is confounded. He can't piss you off. What.]

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Is something wrong?

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

NEGATIVE.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

... Alright.

Anyway, while it's been an interesting debate, I have to see to securing some of my basic human needs.

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

AFFIRMATIVE.
IT IS HIGHLY LIKELY OPTIMUS PRIME WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ASSISTING YOU IF YOU TRULY REQUIRE IT.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

... [Sigh] I'm sure he would...And then he'll want a ride somewhere...

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[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

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YOU ARE NOT CYBERTRONIAN ANYMORE.
THAT WOULD NOT MAKE SENSE TO DO.

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

I was being facetious