http://birdofsatellite.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] birdofsatellite.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2009-06-23 10:45 am

First turn [Voice; Japanese, text; english-translated]

Oy! Can anybody hear me?

....Anyone?

Stupid device...

Can anyone tell me where the hell I am? I'd like to get back home! Those damn Dark Signers have my kids! If you Dark Signers are there, bring them back, you bastards!! I'll take you on even if I'm not a Signer!

[A small sigh can be heard] This isn't getting me anywhere.... Dammit.

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Kidensville! And there's no Neo Domino in this world.

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe not right now, but this is an alternate universe. People have been dragged here from all kinds of worlds and times. Shit, this might even be in the past, for you.

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. This is 2009, baby.

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh.

What's the future like?

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Sounds like the universe I came from. You got half the people who live in houses, and the rest of us who live in dumpsters.

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey. Hey. Who said anything about them sucking?

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. Yesterday, I broke time. Today, my girlfriend got ported into the City. Who knows what's gonna happen next?

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how it happened, but I kind of fucked everyone over.

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh. I kind of took most of the City into another time stream with me, and wasn't sure how to get 'em out. It's called No Time—it's accelerated and shit, so when anyone stuck in the time stream reached out and touched somebody in regular time, they kind of, uh, shattered their bones.

You should probably be glad you missed that.

[identity profile] timestopping.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously.