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[uncertainty]

[ Being a troll, it's counter-intuitive to attempt to verbally adress the people at large. So even if the initial post has a few false starts, an uh, an um, a flash of long horns and a glimpse of something fluttering and copper, Tavros has no intention to start speaking. ]

iF I AM GOING TO BE HONEST,
i THINK THAT, mAYBE, tHERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE,
bEING IN THAT MY ARRIVAL HERE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE MUCH SENSE,
oR AT LEAST, i'M NOT SURE WHY i WAS CHOSEN,
aS THINGS THAT ARE BAD SEEM TO HAPPEN OFTEN TO ME,
AND, i AM NOT REALLY A HERO,
oR, aBLE TO DO THE THINGS THAT ARE LISTED IN THE "DO" SECTION,
tHOUGH i GUESS IF THIS IS A COMMUNICATOR FOR THE PURPOSE OF TALKING TO OTHER iMPORTS,
tHIS QUESTION IS ACTUALLY, uH, kIND OF MOOT,
sORRY,
sO, iNSTEAD,
i WILL ASK IF, tHE FACT THAT i HAVE WINGS MEANS,
tHAT i MIGHT BE ABLE TO FLY?

[ translation!: If I am going to be honest, I think that, maybe, there has been a mistake, being in that my arrival here doesn't actually make much sense, or at least, I'm not sure why I was chosen, as things that are bad seem to happen often to me, and, I'm not really a hero, or, able to do the things that are listed in "do" section. Though I guess if this is a commicator for the purpose of talking to other Imports, this question is actually, uh, kind of moot.

Sorry.

So instead, I will ask if, the fact that I have wings means, that I might be able to fly? ]

Comments

[glowsferatu]

I Suppose Its Possible Ive Misread
But Wings
This Is An Unprecedented Development
Also While Were Making Addresses I Should Perhaps Offer A Welcome Back

[uncertainty]

nO, yOU DEFINITELY READ THAT CORRECTLY,
aS, oDD AS THAT SOUNDS,
wHICH IS VERY,
aND, i GUESS, i SHOULD SAY THANK YOU THOUGH,
i DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER BEING HERE BEFORE,

[glowsferatu]

Oh
Again
Well I Suppose We Just Cant Expect You To Retain Any Sort Of Memory Of Your Previous Visits
Though The Wings Should Perhaps Have Supplied Some Indication

[uncertainty]

sORRY,
yEAH, i THINK THAT,
i HAVE A, gENERAL UNDERSTANDING OF THE SITUATION, aT HAND,

[glowsferatu]

Very Good Then That Will Be Less Ill Need To Explain
Though You May Gain Some Benefit From Perusing The Notes Ive Gathered
Im Afraid However That Will Do Little To Alleviate The Discomfort Which Will Result From The Individuals Youre Sure To Encounter Who Will Have Known You From Previous Visits
But First Youll Be Glad To Know Weve Established A Communal Hive Here With Some Notable Exceptions
Should You Require Transport I Would Be Happy To Provide It

[uncertainty]

yEAH, i'VE ALREADY TALKED TO A FEW OF THEM,
tHEY SEEM NICE, dESPITE THE FACT THAT i'M NOT REALLY SURE WHO THEY ARE, aT ALL,
aND, THE jADE-HUMAN IS COMING,
sO i THINK THAT i CAN GET HER TO TAKE ME,

[glowsferatu]

Oh I Do Hope We Wont Be Referring To Her As The Jade Human On A Regular Basis
Even In A Satirical Context It Loses Its Novelty
But Very Well I Imagine Ill See You Once You Arrive
Though Uh Some Of Your Belongings May Still Be In The Swamp
I Wouldnt Expect Much To Come Of That In The Time To Come
Well
Not Easily At Least

[uncertainty]

oH, uH, sORRY,
i WON'T DO THAT AGAIN,
bUT, iF i WAS THERE THEN, wHY THE SWAMP,

[glowsferatu]

You Were Minding Gamzee In Karkats Absence
Or At Least Attempting It

[uncertainty]

iN kARKAT'S ABSENCE,
iS THIS ANOTHER THING THAT, hAPPENED WHILE i WAS HERE BEFORE,

[glowsferatu]

Given Your Personal Lack Of Recollection I Would Call That A Safe Assumption

[uncertainty]

i DIDN'T REALIZE THAT gAMZEE, rEALLY NEEDED SOMEONE TO,
uH, mIND HIM,

[glowsferatu]

You Must Be Joking
But No Come To Think Of It I Suppose You Wouldnt Have Had Opportunity To Be Aware Of That Turn
What Point Of Temporal Origin Can We Attribute To You Actually
Resolving Such Issues Can Be Vitally Important For New Arrivals

[uncertainty]

tHE LAST THING i REMEMBER IS,
uHH, lAYING DOWN FOR A NAP,

[glowsferatu]

Oh
Well That Would Have To Be Considerably Far In The Past Wouldnt It
Had We Arrived In The Veil Already Or Would This Have Been Prior To Such An Occurrence