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[uncertainty]

[ Being a troll, it's counter-intuitive to attempt to verbally adress the people at large. So even if the initial post has a few false starts, an uh, an um, a flash of long horns and a glimpse of something fluttering and copper, Tavros has no intention to start speaking. ]

iF I AM GOING TO BE HONEST,
i THINK THAT, mAYBE, tHERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE,
bEING IN THAT MY ARRIVAL HERE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE MUCH SENSE,
oR AT LEAST, i'M NOT SURE WHY i WAS CHOSEN,
aS THINGS THAT ARE BAD SEEM TO HAPPEN OFTEN TO ME,
AND, i AM NOT REALLY A HERO,
oR, aBLE TO DO THE THINGS THAT ARE LISTED IN THE "DO" SECTION,
tHOUGH i GUESS IF THIS IS A COMMUNICATOR FOR THE PURPOSE OF TALKING TO OTHER iMPORTS,
tHIS QUESTION IS ACTUALLY, uH, kIND OF MOOT,
sORRY,
sO, iNSTEAD,
i WILL ASK IF, tHE FACT THAT i HAVE WINGS MEANS,
tHAT i MIGHT BE ABLE TO FLY?

[ translation!: If I am going to be honest, I think that, maybe, there has been a mistake, being in that my arrival here doesn't actually make much sense, or at least, I'm not sure why I was chosen, as things that are bad seem to happen often to me, and, I'm not really a hero, or, able to do the things that are listed in "do" section. Though I guess if this is a commicator for the purpose of talking to other Imports, this question is actually, uh, kind of moot.

Sorry.

So instead, I will ask if, the fact that I have wings means, that I might be able to fly? ]

Comments

permavid.

[symmachy]

Tavros.

[pause]

I'd think that having wings means you can fly, yes.

video

[batbogeyed]

[ Oh, but that flash of horns was very familiar! ]

Tavros! Is that you?

...What d'you mean your arrival? Don't you remember being here before?

video

[brutalsorrow]

Unfortunately, the AI that operates the Porter makes errors in judgement. There are many beings that it brings here that do not meet heroic criteria.

However, I believe you will be able to find a place for yourself here. Many others have.

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[exceptfebruary]

You do not consider yourself a hero.

What do you remember?

[tridentkind]

)(-EY TAVROS!!!!
W)(oa, you )(ave wings now? T)(ose are new.

text.

[inspirefear]

Have you tried?

[notyourchauffeur]

Tavros, right?

What is the last thing you remember?

voice;

[excruciate]

Happy thoughts optional, I believe.

[glowsferatu]

I Suppose Its Possible Ive Misread
But Wings
This Is An Unprecedented Development
Also While Were Making Addresses I Should Perhaps Offer A Welcome Back

video;

[coolstorybrogan]

Tavros!

[His troll brother!]

permatxt;

[futureleader]

You have wings?

SHHHH I'M LATE

[galactic]

hi tavros!!! :D
you have wings??

FINALLY I CAN SLAM INTO THIS

[somethinglawful]

WOW T4VROS, 1 W4S ST4RT1NG TO WORRY 4BOUT YOU!
YOU TOOK YOUR SW33T T1M3 G3TT1NG B4CK
>8|

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[slingshots]

well
not a hero right now, maybe

[crab]

OH
THAT WAS QUICKER THAN I EXPECTED.
GREAT, YOU'RE BACK.
GAMZEE CAN QUIT BLOWING HIS LID IN A SPECTACULAR SHOW OF MURDEROUS OVERREACTION AND I CAN TAKE INTERMINABLE PLEASURE IN DULY INFORMING HIM "I TOLD YOU SO".
HAVE YOU BEEN BRIEFED ON WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS SHIT HOLE ALREADY
OR DO I NEED TO ACT AS THE ONLY PERSON WITH ANY SENSE OF ORGANIZATION AND MODICUM OF INTELLECT.
YET AGAIN.