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[cawky]

ok
which one of you was paid to write this intro
seriously
someone needs to be fired
cliche as fuck
im offended by how horrible it is
informative maybe but lets be real here
ive lived the personal game guide life
yall could take a few tips from me
i mean
so this pamphlet isnt a snorefest

so what is this
new york jacked up with superheroes?
pretty sweet i guess
its weird as shit having legs again
i finally got used to the whole floating thing

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Oh Well It Looks Like Ive Survived Long Enough To Witness The Fourth Coming
I Should Hope You Arent Bleeding Out This Time

[cawky]

uh
good question
pretty sure i was
but i guess whatever they did to me canceled it out

[glowsferatu]

Good Less To Worry Over In Such A Case
Do You Require Any Further Information On The Timeline Youve Arrived In Or Do You Think The Pamphlet Was Sufficient

[cawky]

nah i think im good
unless you got a clue about this super power deal

[glowsferatu]

Well If I Really Must
Those Without On Their Native Point Of Origin Are Typically Granted Abilities Beyond Their Previous Allowance
You Describe Legs Where None Existed Previously That Is Probably An Example Of It
Many Of Our Kind Have Been Similarly Affected But There Are Conditions Under Which It May Not Be Entirely Permanent
Other Additions Have Been Known To Arise But Specific Cases Can Be Difficult To Fully Comprehend On Initial Arrival

[cawky]

dont ever assume you have to do something for me
im not keen on owing favors

so youre saying i might still be a bird

[glowsferatu]

If You Really Feel Especially Bird-Like You Can Be A Bird I Dont Care
Though More Physically Speaking Its A Possibility At Least
I Mean Reversion Isnt Within Everyones Grasp But If The Proper Requirements Are Met Ive Been Known To Assume A Form More Natural To Me

[cawky]

huh
ill write that one down then

[glowsferatu]

You Can Note It In Your Department Of Integration Issued Booklet On Proper Etiquette To Be Practiced Upon Initial Importation Or Whatever Its Called
They Probably Have A Page Just For Such Purposes I Bet
Of Course I Can Only Guess As They Hadnt Yet Been Implemented When First I Exited That Building

[cawky]

k
speaking of being long winded
dont suppose youve seen rose around

[glowsferatu]

No
We Havent Spoken Recently
I Imagine Youll Encounter Her Upon Reaching The Communal Hive They Share

[cawky]

k

[glowsferatu]

How Eloquently Put
Dont Mistake This For Concern At All But
You Seem Especially Laconic In General Actually

[cawky]

dont worry about it
i mean since you arent already
no reason to worry about it now

[glowsferatu]

Fine Then I Wont
Is There Anything Else You May Require
I Have A Great Deal Of Hungry Mewling To Contend With Unless I Can Locate Their Regular Attendant

[cawky]

cats
right
have fun with that

[glowsferatu]

Oh Dont Worry Youll Have Your Own Collection Of Them To Be Handled
They Arent Fond Of Avarians Though Are They

[cawky]

like fuck i will

[glowsferatu]

Well In Addition To One Canine And An Untold Quantity Of Frogs
But Im Sure Youll See In Due Time

[cawky]

dog is fine
frogs are fine
cats are not happening

[glowsferatu]

Well Youll Have To Raise Your Complaint With Jade And Rose Then

[cawky]

yeah ok
whatever

[glowsferatu]

Oh Im Sure Youll Be Able To Escape Any Harm From Their Endeavors

[cawky]

i didnt have cat dodging on the agenda
but hey i can squeeze a few more inconveniences for the sake of my health
nevermind the whole bleeding out thing
that apparently isnt a thing anymore

[glowsferatu]

There You See Your Situation Appears To Be Kinder Already
Come To Think Of It I Believe I Encountered The Same Occurrence Upon Assuming A Human Form
Though It Did Nothing For My Clothing At Least The Void Which Served As A Source For The Bleeding Had Closed
Strange To Think It Has In Fact Been Nearly An Entire Human Year Since That Happened