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[cawky]

ok
which one of you was paid to write this intro
seriously
someone needs to be fired
cliche as fuck
im offended by how horrible it is
informative maybe but lets be real here
ive lived the personal game guide life
yall could take a few tips from me
i mean
so this pamphlet isnt a snorefest

so what is this
new york jacked up with superheroes?
pretty sweet i guess
its weird as shit having legs again
i finally got used to the whole floating thing

Comments

[cawky]

k

[glowsferatu]

How Eloquently Put
Dont Mistake This For Concern At All But
You Seem Especially Laconic In General Actually

[cawky]

dont worry about it
i mean since you arent already
no reason to worry about it now

[glowsferatu]

Fine Then I Wont
Is There Anything Else You May Require
I Have A Great Deal Of Hungry Mewling To Contend With Unless I Can Locate Their Regular Attendant

[cawky]

cats
right
have fun with that

[glowsferatu]

Oh Dont Worry Youll Have Your Own Collection Of Them To Be Handled
They Arent Fond Of Avarians Though Are They

[cawky]

like fuck i will

[glowsferatu]

Well In Addition To One Canine And An Untold Quantity Of Frogs
But Im Sure Youll See In Due Time

[cawky]

dog is fine
frogs are fine
cats are not happening

[glowsferatu]

Well Youll Have To Raise Your Complaint With Jade And Rose Then

[cawky]

yeah ok
whatever

[glowsferatu]

Oh Im Sure Youll Be Able To Escape Any Harm From Their Endeavors

[cawky]

i didnt have cat dodging on the agenda
but hey i can squeeze a few more inconveniences for the sake of my health
nevermind the whole bleeding out thing
that apparently isnt a thing anymore

[glowsferatu]

There You See Your Situation Appears To Be Kinder Already
Come To Think Of It I Believe I Encountered The Same Occurrence Upon Assuming A Human Form
Though It Did Nothing For My Clothing At Least The Void Which Served As A Source For The Bleeding Had Closed
Strange To Think It Has In Fact Been Nearly An Entire Human Year Since That Happened

[cawky]

i have no idea how clothes work with sprites
or if the bloodstain would be gold or red
mysteries of life
sprite life

[glowsferatu]

Well My Stains Certainly Hadnt Changed They Were Just As Jade As My Text
Though Ive Never Managed To Successfully Bleed In This Form I Generally Tend To Revert Before The Flow Even Begins
So I Couldnt Confirm It To Be Red Or Not Though I Suspect It To Be So
Are Your Garments Especially Soiled At The Moment

[cawky]

no
but like i said
i wasnt wearing these choice duds as a sprite
pretty sure thats not how it works

[glowsferatu]

Well Actually Ive Seen It Occur Almost Exactly Like That Before
But There Was No Prior Mention Of Any Kind Of Duds Choice Or Otherwise
Though If Your Taste Is Anything Similar To Your Template Ill Have To Wonder How Legitimate That Description Would Be