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[wytchkkrafts]

[ CALLING FOR ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ♥ ]

ok
BIG THINGS coming ur way
id dramatic pause but i need everybodys attention right away
so i was just chillin here
when all of the sudden it hits me
*a sudden........
ahem
when ALL OF A SUDDEN it hits me
that there are like
a MILLION elibegable bachcholars here
*bach scholars
^baby u can scholar me ;)

im not drunk btw
not yet anywys
my sultry fingers are filled with excitement as i type down on the keys and trace the rim of my wine glass
dont think it not a thing that can happen
*traces it slowly here w delicateness*
but srsly i think imma start quitting
or cutting down
theres lots more to do than back home & its getting kinda hard to find a nice big supply anyways
unless anyone of you scholary boys would like me take me out for a drink or two
wonk
wonkwonkwonkwonkwonk
fuck im wonking up a storm here
ok
so i think the point of this post was

a/s/l/*q
s for species and l for love meter
*q is optional
stands for QUUUUADRANTSSSS
or quadrant of ur choice
gotta like games cats & alcohol
oh wizards too
++++ (HUGE) points if u have a cat :3

and hey if it doesnt work with us maybe i can set u up
;)
;););)

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[glowsferatu]

Well I Suppose That Is One Way To Approach It

[wytchkkrafts]

yeah and how are you approching things?
* APPROACHING
aha i got too excited again
HMMMMMM?

[glowsferatu]

Could We Discuss Literally Anything Other Than That Right Now Please

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[wytchkkrafts]

whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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[wytchkkrafts]

or u know we can discuss it
privately ;)

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[glowsferatu]

I Dont Think Im The One Who Needs This Discussion
Im Not The One Guilty Of The Wrongdoing

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[wytchkkrafts]

wrongdoing
wait what
how do things happen w.o me knowing around here

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[glowsferatu]

It Was A Painfully Public Memo I Cant Imagine You Would Have Missed It

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[wytchkkrafts]

oh
didnt think it was that serious :(
i mean rose seemed a little off but yeah

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[glowsferatu]

Well Im Not Really In The Mood To Talk To Her While She Isnt Inclined To Acknowledge Her Insensitivity

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[wytchkkrafts]

at least ur back from space
maybe she was just rly worried
or something

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[glowsferatu]

If That Were The Case Then It Wouldnt Have Persisted Beyond My Return

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[wytchkkrafts]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pms?

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[glowsferatu]

Roxy
Might I Remind You That I Was Stranded In The Unending Blackened Void Of Space
Wait It Sounds Weird When I Describe It That Way
As Void Is The Absence Of Space While It Was More The Abundance I Was Experiencing
I Dont Know
My Point Being That I Dont Believe That Really Excuses Her

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[wytchkkrafts]

ahaha void
well ok
which one is like the "guy" in the relationship
lets start w/ that

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[glowsferatu]

Neither Of Us Is A Guy
I Dont Understand The Question

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[wytchkkrafts]

just
usually one the girl gets mad the guy is always wrong
its like
the rule
well maybe not but its a rule to the girl
most girls

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[glowsferatu]

Well I Dont Know About That
But Shes Definitely The One Whos Wrong In This Case

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[wytchkkrafts]

want me to talk to her?

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[glowsferatu]

I Dont Know
Ive Already Tried And Am Not Inclined To Fracture My Skull Against That Wall Once Again

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[wytchkkrafts]

oh
well shes my daughter so
shes prob listen to me
even if its just a little
dont worry about it for now
shoooosh!!

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[glowsferatu]

I Would Employ Those Shooshes With More Care Were I In Your Position
Some Hapless Troll May Come Away With The Wrong Idea
But Uh
Knowing The Direction Your Relationship Took For Her
I Wouldnt Take It For Granted That Shell Hear Any Advice You Would Offer At Its Face
But Then I Suppose heo Possibility Isnt Nonexistent

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[wytchkkrafts]

.....
oh
ill think of something
also sorry about shooshing u
habits
wouldnt mind looking for someone to moirail tho
there was a reason i put quadrants up

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[glowsferatu]

I Dont Know That I Could Handle More Than One Lalonde Among My Quadrants
Just The One Is Proving To Be Enough To Handle
Moirallegiance Isnt Something Easily Entered Into Either Way
Generally It Requires A Strong Emotional Bond To Already Be Present
And So Situations Where Either Party Volunteers Without A Sufficient Paleness Being First Established Tend To Be Disastrous

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[wytchkkrafts]

nah dont worry about it
i get what u mean alright

[ oh snap.

now she misses janey. well she already does but damn, they would shoosh each other all the time-- even if it wasn't exactly in a moiraily way. ]