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[wytchkkrafts]

[ CALLING FOR ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ♥ ]

ok
BIG THINGS coming ur way
id dramatic pause but i need everybodys attention right away
so i was just chillin here
when all of the sudden it hits me
*a sudden........
ahem
when ALL OF A SUDDEN it hits me
that there are like
a MILLION elibegable bachcholars here
*bach scholars
^baby u can scholar me ;)

im not drunk btw
not yet anywys
my sultry fingers are filled with excitement as i type down on the keys and trace the rim of my wine glass
dont think it not a thing that can happen
*traces it slowly here w delicateness*
but srsly i think imma start quitting
or cutting down
theres lots more to do than back home & its getting kinda hard to find a nice big supply anyways
unless anyone of you scholary boys would like me take me out for a drink or two
wonk
wonkwonkwonkwonkwonk
fuck im wonking up a storm here
ok
so i think the point of this post was

a/s/l/*q
s for species and l for love meter
*q is optional
stands for QUUUUADRANTSSSS
or quadrant of ur choice
gotta like games cats & alcohol
oh wizards too
++++ (HUGE) points if u have a cat :3

and hey if it doesnt work with us maybe i can set u up
;)
;););)

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[wytchkkrafts]

oh
well shes my daughter so
shes prob listen to me
even if its just a little
dont worry about it for now
shoooosh!!

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[glowsferatu]

I Would Employ Those Shooshes With More Care Were I In Your Position
Some Hapless Troll May Come Away With The Wrong Idea
But Uh
Knowing The Direction Your Relationship Took For Her
I Wouldnt Take It For Granted That Shell Hear Any Advice You Would Offer At Its Face
But Then I Suppose heo Possibility Isnt Nonexistent

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[wytchkkrafts]

.....
oh
ill think of something
also sorry about shooshing u
habits
wouldnt mind looking for someone to moirail tho
there was a reason i put quadrants up

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[glowsferatu]

I Dont Know That I Could Handle More Than One Lalonde Among My Quadrants
Just The One Is Proving To Be Enough To Handle
Moirallegiance Isnt Something Easily Entered Into Either Way
Generally It Requires A Strong Emotional Bond To Already Be Present
And So Situations Where Either Party Volunteers Without A Sufficient Paleness Being First Established Tend To Be Disastrous

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[wytchkkrafts]

nah dont worry about it
i get what u mean alright

[ oh snap.

now she misses janey. well she already does but damn, they would shoosh each other all the time-- even if it wasn't exactly in a moiraily way. ]

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[glowsferatu]

[ just don't let karkat see it, he would take offense to misuse of the quadrant. ]

The Only Thing Worse Would Be To Offer Yourself For The Care Of Another When Those Feelings Go Beyond The Pale
If One Is Disastrous Then The Other Is Cataclysmic When Yours Is The Duty To Pacify
And That Is The Extent Of The Knowledge I Have Acquired In My Life On That Role In These Arrangements
As You Can Imagine I Was Kind Of Terrible At It

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[wytchkkrafts]

god troll romance is fucking complicated

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[glowsferatu]

This Is An Incontrovertible Truth
Ive Read Extensively On The Subject And Put A Great Deal Of Study Into Their Theoretical Construction And Operation
But Between The Two Of Us And Share This With No One Else
I Have No Clue What Im Fucking Doing

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[wytchkkrafts]

im sure ur doing fine for something this complicated
just relax
ill talk to rose
def

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[glowsferatu]

You Might Be Surprised How Many Inadvisable Approaches I Have Taken In My Time
You Really Just Dont Even Know How Fine Im Not Doing

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[wytchkkrafts]

ok fine
ur a love chuuuuump
so leave it to the master

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[glowsferatu]

I Suppose Thats My Best Option
I Leave It In Your Hands