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[aggressiveapathy]

ides of march again. happy one year to me. plus some, i guess. lost track with the whole banished to a new different stupid nightmare dimension. thing. the ides are closer to the first time i followed some weird guy home than the first time i went to a City bar.

kinda lame.

remember when pointless holidays used to mean something in this place.

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[glowsferatu]

If The Meaning You Miss Was Dread Then Sure
I Remember That
Longing For It Is Another Matter Entirely

[aggressiveapathy]

you never knew what was coming
i mean
arbor day could have been a nightmare
who even cared about arbor day before
how is this a bad thing

[glowsferatu]

Thats The One That Celebrates Trees Isnt It
Id Seen Him Use Trees Once

[aggressiveapathy]

exactly
and that tree was not horrible and boring for like
five minutes

[glowsferatu]

They Didn't Really Do Much
They Only Moved Sometimes When He Felt Threatened
I Thought It Would have Been A Perfectly Nice Tree Otherwise
Though Perhaps Some Slight Shaping Could Have Made It More Appealing
Trees Are Unconcerned With The Impressions They Give
Theyre Pretty Easy-Going In My Experience

[aggressiveapathy]

i don't care about the tree's feelings

[glowsferatu]

I Only Mean It In That It Would Be Inconvenient If They Had Been Hostile
I Would Have Had No Patience For That
Which Would Only End With My Cutting It Down Where It Stood
No One Wanted That

[aggressiveapathy]

the internet wanted that
haven't you seen wizard of oz
they love angry trees

[glowsferatu]

No They Would Have Wanted To See It From A Safe Distance
If They Were The Ones Experiencing That Foliar Wrath Im Sure They Would Think Otherwise
Especially In The Context I Had Encountered Him
This Is An Important Distinction

[aggressiveapathy]

that's the best place to watch all the holiday stuff
on tv
with wine

[glowsferatu]

Not All Of Us Can Be So Fortunate
Some Of Us Have To Spend Arbor Day Running An Unpleasant Errand That Puts Us In Contact With Julian Day And His Tremulous Trees

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
how can there be entertainment if there's no one suffering
just wait until it's someone else's turn

[glowsferatu]

What About When Its Yours

[aggressiveapathy]

then that will suck
obviously

[glowsferatu]

Obviously
My Point Is That It Should Be Just As Obvious How Each Other Instance Could Also Be Said To Suck
You Simply Dont Notice Because It Isnt You

[aggressiveapathy]

that's the point
it isn't me
that's what makes it funny

[glowsferatu]

Maybe My Sense Of Humor Is Broken Then

[aggressiveapathy]

mm
you should work on that
this place would really suck if you don't get the jokes

[glowsferatu]

Well I Also Think The Quality Of The Jokes Could Stand To Improve As Well
Maybe We Could Meet Halfway

[aggressiveapathy]

so you're covering the easter surprise

[glowsferatu]

As The Victim Or The Instigator

[aggressiveapathy]

doing it
you said it needs better jokes

[glowsferatu]

But Im Already Bereft Of Humor
And No Jokes Are Preferable To Bad Ones
So It Would Be Better That I Abstain Probably

[aggressiveapathy]

bad jokes are better than easter joy and church

[glowsferatu]

Real Joy Is Too Rare A Thing To Put In Jeopardy
I Dont Know About The Other Parts But I Might Be Alright With Tolerating Them For Its Sake