004. Intro to Veterinary Sciences (text)

[kegflipped]

so i got a cat. i'm taking suggestions on what to name it.

Annie's Boobs is off the table, because I already used that for a monkey. neither Annie's Boobs nor Annie's ACTUAL boobs are here, and that's pretty sad. so i'm not looking to be reminded. feel me?

see attached pic (3.jpeg). what is a good name for this cat?

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Inevitable Terror

[kegflipped]

sounds nice and powerful

[glowsferatu]

The Implication Isnt One Of Power
But Dread
You Are The One Who Will Suffer From It Most Of All

[kegflipped]

wow ur dark. and/or you really don't like cats.

[glowsferatu]

Well It Certainly Isnt The Former

[kegflipped]

haters gonna hate I guess.

[glowsferatu]

Its Hardly Strong Enough To Be Considered Hatred
But Ive Found Them Extremely Bothersome On Numerous Occasions
Their Lack Of Discipline Gives Cause To Countless Nuisances
They Can Be Especially Annoying When Invading Ones Work Space

[kegflipped]

oh

ok... sorry you had a bad run in with a cat at some point?

[glowsferatu]

Ive Had To Care For Many At Once In The Past
It Wasnt The Most Pleasant Experience

[kegflipped]

yeah well you gotta watch anything in groups
just in case they organize
that's what rats do

[glowsferatu]

Cats Lack The Social Coordination To Organized
They Act Only On Impulse
This Actually Makes Dealing With Them In Greater Numbers More Difficult

[kegflipped]

i think this is the most detailed opinion i've ever seen about cats.

[glowsferatu]

Imagine You Have A Friend With Whom You Share A Hive
And This Friend Owns A Lot Of Cats
Like Seven Or Something

Now Lets Say Your Friend Is Sent To Their Original Timeline And Leaves These Cats Behind
In Your Home
With No One Else To Care For Them But You
And You Dont Even Know Most Of Their Names

You Will See The Other Side Of This Experience With Just As Much Detail Im Sure

[kegflipped]

okay that's shitty
but i don't have seven cats. i have one cat.

[glowsferatu]

Be Certain Then That Your Inevitable Terror Remains In Solitary Company
The Hardship Only Increases With Their Number

[kegflipped]

riiight
i will do that.

[glowsferatu]

And Definitely Give It That Name
It Will Serve As Warning To All Encountered By It

[kegflipped]

i'll put it in the hat.

[glowsferatu]

Your Hat Will Contain No Alternative More Descriptive
But I Suppose Youll Apply The Methods You Must

[kegflipped]

ok so.
are you throwing up a dictionary?

[glowsferatu]

What Do You Mean

[kegflipped]

you use a lot of big words
and a lot of small words
a lot of words

[glowsferatu]

Well Words Are Required In Communication Arent They

[kegflipped]

ok sure but you could say like...
you need words to talk.
instead of what you just said

[glowsferatu]

We Arent Talking
This Is Typing
And The Difference Is Rather Trivial Dont You Think
They Both Mean The Same Thing