004. Intro to Veterinary Sciences (text)

[kegflipped]

so i got a cat. i'm taking suggestions on what to name it.

Annie's Boobs is off the table, because I already used that for a monkey. neither Annie's Boobs nor Annie's ACTUAL boobs are here, and that's pretty sad. so i'm not looking to be reminded. feel me?

see attached pic (3.jpeg). what is a good name for this cat?

Comments

[kegflipped]

yeah well you gotta watch anything in groups
just in case they organize
that's what rats do

[glowsferatu]

Cats Lack The Social Coordination To Organized
They Act Only On Impulse
This Actually Makes Dealing With Them In Greater Numbers More Difficult

[kegflipped]

i think this is the most detailed opinion i've ever seen about cats.

[glowsferatu]

Imagine You Have A Friend With Whom You Share A Hive
And This Friend Owns A Lot Of Cats
Like Seven Or Something

Now Lets Say Your Friend Is Sent To Their Original Timeline And Leaves These Cats Behind
In Your Home
With No One Else To Care For Them But You
And You Dont Even Know Most Of Their Names

You Will See The Other Side Of This Experience With Just As Much Detail Im Sure

[kegflipped]

okay that's shitty
but i don't have seven cats. i have one cat.

[glowsferatu]

Be Certain Then That Your Inevitable Terror Remains In Solitary Company
The Hardship Only Increases With Their Number

[kegflipped]

riiight
i will do that.

[glowsferatu]

And Definitely Give It That Name
It Will Serve As Warning To All Encountered By It

[kegflipped]

i'll put it in the hat.

[glowsferatu]

Your Hat Will Contain No Alternative More Descriptive
But I Suppose Youll Apply The Methods You Must

[kegflipped]

ok so.
are you throwing up a dictionary?

[glowsferatu]

What Do You Mean

[kegflipped]

you use a lot of big words
and a lot of small words
a lot of words

[glowsferatu]

Well Words Are Required In Communication Arent They

[kegflipped]

ok sure but you could say like...
you need words to talk.
instead of what you just said

[glowsferatu]

We Arent Talking
This Is Typing
And The Difference Is Rather Trivial Dont You Think
They Both Mean The Same Thing

[kegflipped]

i don't have to read the shorter one three times to figure out what it means

[glowsferatu]

That Sounds Like A Personal Problem

[kegflipped]

it's not my fault! i'm just
not so great. i guess
with sentences.

[glowsferatu]

And Who Else Do You Think Could Be Responsible For That

[kegflipped]

a school system that values athletic-ness over smarty-ness?

[glowsferatu]

Your Real Problem May Begin And End With Simply The First Three Words
Ive Learned Far More By Home Study Under My Own Initiative Than I Have In Any Sort Of Official Establishment

[kegflipped]

if i stayed at home and studied, i'd just know a lot more about videogames.

[glowsferatu]

Sounds Like Your Real Problem Is A Lack Of Necessary Discipline

[kegflipped]

why's it necessary?