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[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Yeah so whoever decided it'd be a good idea to crank up the volume on their stereo and have a one-person circle pit in their room needs to cut it out. If I weren't half paralyzed in my bed right now I'd come find you so consider yourself lucky.

Also, on the subject of drinking. Never doing it again. Ever.

At least not for a week.

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[cue: creepy telepathic-voice]

[wtftachyons.livejournal.com]

Laurie, given the current circumstances, consuming alcohol makes you susceptible to irrational decisions. You already lack a rational state of mind.

You should stay abstinent in the future.

[frustrated telepathy]

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

I -- what?!!

I lack what!?

[calm, emotionless, derrrrrrr telepathy]

[wtftachyons.livejournal.com]

Is there a part of that statement which needs clarification?

[trying-to-keep-calm-but-obviously-irritated telepathy]

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

I may not have the emotional capacity of a brick wall, but that doesn't make me irrational, Jon.

[ttly doesn't get it telepathy]

[wtftachyons.livejournal.com]

You are not familiar with traveling to other dimensions. Your current situation has most likely affected your better judgment. I also feel that your current roommate is a bad influence on you. She may further deter your rationality.

Hmm..

[keysmash telepathy]

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

What does this have to do with other dimensions, Jon?

And would you all please just leave Tank alone?

And my judgement is perfectly fine!

[because jon knows a thing or two about emotion telepathy]

[wtftachyons.livejournal.com]

She has sexual feelings for you. Do you really need another emotional conflict in your life right now?

Your judgment is not at its norm, Laurie. I know this.

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

Should move out of M.A.C.

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

I need money and a place to stay first.

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

Thought you had job.

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Yeah well my first day was actually today and I-- surprise!-- didn't wake up on time.

Didn't hear you leave last night either.

CAN YOU FEEL THE AWKWARD IN THIS TEXT. CAN YOU.

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

Oh.

AS A MATTER OF FACT.... YES. [private :: rorschach]

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Let's just, uh, forget about the whole thing, k? Never happened.

god i was so confused for a second because i thought this was on the OOC comm. also sexual feelings?

[its-got-lasers.livejournal.com]

Boy, somebody's life sucks today.

XD what? sex? what?

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

I can feel you smirking at me behind that text, young man.

IS THIS TRUE, TANK?!

[its-got-lasers.livejournal.com]

Who, me? No way!

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Yeah, keep talking.

[its-got-lasers.livejournal.com]

Swear I'm not!

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine. Maybe I believe you.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

laurie?

what happened

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. Nothing good.

[Private :: Laurie]

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

here's what i can tell so far

1. you got drunk (and you can't hold your liquor like i do, so)

and, using the powers of inference

2. something happened with Oedipus Face

now i'm a great adventurer of things done while drunk, so i have a pretty good guess of what happened

he better not have done anything while you were tipsy or i'm kicking his fucking ass

[private :: tank]

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

1. Yeah.
2. Yeah.

He would never, I promise you. But that's, um, sweet anyway.
Ughhh no, it was all my fault.

[private :: laurie]

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

jesus, laurie, the guy's a creeper and a stalker

i'm pretty sure i'm gonna find him going through my trash soon enough, if he isn't trying to light my hunter s. thompson books on fire

were you just lonely or something?

[private :: tank]

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Well, nothing actually happened.

And he isn't. I mean. Maybe he comes off as it. But he really isn't that bad. I don't know. I don't expect anyone to understand, considering I felt the same way that you do a few months ago. I don't understand.

If it weren't for him I'd be stumbling around the city at 2 in the morning, alone, in that state of mind.