001 // Moonie's Intro Speech

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

I need answers, right now.

Name's Moon Knight. Someone pretending to be Iron Man has just drafted me into their little war against crime, and this place sure as hell isn't New York CIty.

Not in the mood for crime-fighting, anyway. I just got back from stomping on some Spanish Harlem dealers. One of them got a lucky shot at me; shoulder wound. Really not in the mood to play this %@#!ing game.

If anyone has any idea of how I can get out of here, I'm waiting.

I swear, if this communicator thing doesn't work like I think it does, I'm going to break it in half.

Comments

[0nesky.livejournal.com]

... It works. And you shouldn't break it, I'm not sure if he'll give you a new one.

But, this isn't a game. We're supposed to help people.

Say... Where's New York City? Is it close by?

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

How the hell should I know where New York is from here?

And I just got Dorothy'd into this little super-city by a guy who was trying to get my registration card revoked. If this is supposed to be some sort of sick joke, I'm not getting the punch-line.

[0nesky.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's a joke... I think he's weird, but he really does want us to save people.

Who's Dorothy?

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Hoo ha, cool your horses, cowboy!

No one really knows how to get outta here. I mean Iron Man's prob'ly the best one to be askin' but he's sorta craaazy so I wouldn't trust 'im. Your best bet's just ta, like, wait and see if anyone comes up with anything. 'Til then, ya might wanna go find a doctor or something.

Also... Moon Knight, huh? You sound familiar... have I heard your name before somewhere?

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

Used to be part of the B-list Avengers in L.A. Don't know if that means anything to you.

Thanks for the advice. Who is this?

[luckpuns.livejournal.com]

Gee. You're pleasant.

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

About as pleasant as you're going to get me with an exit wound in my back.

You are?

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

"Stomping" entail killing?

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

No. But I left them something to remember me by. The police apparently have a whole dossier of people who've lodged complaints against me. Something about 'facial mutilation'.

And if they're still bad, I come back and do it again.

[meowminx]

Lovely, someone else to bitch about the Iron Man they know and hate from home. You all should start a support group.

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? And who are you supposed to be, the official greeter?

[insilencespeak.livejournal.com]

It's working fine.

This is the City. Just "the City". Don't know why.

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

And you are?

[xf-shatterstar.livejournal.com]

Are you familiar with the concept of alternate universes? Because that is not a man pretending to be Iron Man. He is just, more than likely, a somewhat different version of the one you may be used to.

And if you think demanding answers will get you them, you are wrong. He has yet to explain a thing to any of us, unfortunately.

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

All too familiar.

...Damn it.

So he keeps us here in this little city, and we're just expected to be his new citizens?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Breaking it in half would be more original than whining like a bitch about bein' here.

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

I'm just a fashion trend all to myself, then.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

CAN YOU HEAR ME

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

...

[rwb-hero.livejournal.com]

You know... with the way that porter was working, I'm really not surprised to see you here.

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

Nice to see you too, Captain. How's being dead treating you?

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

PISS.

You gotta be kiddin' me.

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Am I kidding you?

[brokenrhymes.livejournal.com]

We all wish it was a game; if it is, I've yet to learn its rules.

[kingofrejects.livejournal.com]

I already know the rules. I've played it enough that it's become tedious.

What's your story?