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[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

[[with an American Flag flying behind him, and "Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen" playing.]]

HEY. ACTUAL NON-FAKE NON-SECRETLY EVIL AVENGERS.


Yeah, even you, Cockeye.


HOW'Z ABOUT WE GET SOME ACTUAL ASSEMBLIN' GOIN' ON, HUH?


Who wants in? I'm here kickin' it around the ACTUAL REAL DEAL AVENGER MEETING TABLE.

I EVEN BROUGHT PUNCH AND PIE.


Let's fight some fargin' crime, shall we? ME WANT DO GUD.

Comments

Time to appeal to business side!

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Do I really have to be explaining to Captain Industria about copyright law and brand infringement and all that hokey hokum? You think that Carpet-Headed Douche-Goblin isn't flapping his hands in lady-murdering glee at the prospect of SUING YOU FOR USING THE NAME? I totally saw it on Boston Legal once. Can we hire Crane, Poole & Schmidt? I would do the naughtiest things to Julie Bowen...

Ohh you devious sunavabitch you

[liverletdie]

Too bad the Avengers were here before he was, and I've been a member of them long before he arrived here.

MY MOM WAS UVABITCH

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but he's the one actually USING the name. And to be fair, I had no idea Moonstone was packin' that back. I would do the same aforementioned naughtiest things to her...

So how's about we get off our collective yabbos and go out and wave our freak flag higher than them, huh? Force THEM into a name change. They can be the "Dark Avengers" or something - no, no, that's unbelievably lame and boring and stupid and generic. Not even Schnozborn is THAT pathetic...

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[liverletdie]

That's already the plan. I'm working on several ways to undermine his work, without actively attacking him from the front. I'm sure even you can see the idiocy in just taking them out, right?

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[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Of course I see the idiocy! I just don't AUTOMATICALLY use the fact that something may be, in simplistic terms "idiotic" to mean that it shouldn't be done. You people and your 'smarts.'

How about the DOING GOOD part? That's kinda why I'm in this boat, Chuckles. Plus, I'd like to wrangle up a jerk or two before the Die Hard guy hemorrhages something' fierce.

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[liverletdie]

Oh, you haven't been? We need to do good things as a team, certainly, but if McClane wants our aid, he has the number, and can ask for us at any time. I'm not going to go around stepping on his toes without the necessary crisis. Besides, most street-level incidents really only need one or two of us.

Of course, perhaps there may be some merit in that.

A few low-priority bank-robbers stopped by the Avengers? They may never go to crime again in their lives.

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[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Starkers. Putzley. Come ON. He keeps yelling his head off about having eight cops to cover the whole city. THERE AIN'T ENOUGH TOES TO STEP ON, Johnson! Let's go find that freak-ass clown boy or something!