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[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[The video clicks on halfway through a panicked, wordless snarl. Waspinator's eyes are still glowing in the low light, but he's not wearing a hat and it's clear his antenna are gone. His eyes are also just fading from red to blue, and there's a bright red glow from the bottom corner of the screen. He's to enraged to notice, though.]

SHOCKWAVE!

WHERE. ARE. WAZPINATOR'Z. WINGZ. What did Shockbot do with them!?

Give them back! Right now!

[He buzzes and clutches the arm his communicator isn't attached to, hissing in pain. He stares at it as though noticing it for the first time, then swings it into the camera, baring his teeth. It's the source of the glow, a jagged mark on his forearm glowing an angry red.]

And what iz thiz!? Did Shockbot brand Wazpinator szomehow? Szlagging hurtz!

[He trails off and clutches at his head, meaning that the camera angle changes since his communicator is on his wrist. He starts mumbling frantically under his breath, but if you pay attention you can make it out.]

Wazpinator iz flier, can't be stuck on ground, can't not fly, can'tcant'can't mrrzzzt!

Comments

you know he's making an experiment out of this, right?

[notsoloyal]

Logically they are required for testing, I would have no use for them otherwise.

Fascinating. So they are simply gone, absolutely no trace of them ever being there?

FOR A CHANGE AMIRITE

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

What testz doez Shockbot even have left!?

No, scarz from lazt time they were gone still there, but actual wing partz gonegonegone. Waz- [buzzing noise as he figures out what Shockwave's doing] HEY. Thiz izn't new experiment to take notez on!

YESSSS

[notsoloyal]

Why does it matter? Do you want them back?

Really. Thank you for your cooperation, Waspinator. You have been most helpful.

/SLAPS HIM AWAY

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

What would Wazpinator do with extra szet of wingz? Iz principle of thing!

Wazpinator not want to be helpful, Wazpinator wantz to slagging fly!

/SOBS

[notsoloyal]

Then do not let it bother you.

I could possibly assist with that.

Re: /SOBS

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[fajshdf WORDLESS BUZZ OF FRUSTRATION AT WHAT YOU CALL LOGIC]

Aszizt? Like Shockbot helped lazt time? No thankz!

[notsoloyal]

I was not helping last time.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Waz helping Shockbot.

[notsoloyal]

And now I am offering to help you.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Would be nice if it waz true, mrzzz!

[notsoloyal]

And what makes you think it is not?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Becauze Shockbot doezn't care about any otherbot! Wouldn't get anything out of helping Wazpinator!

[notsoloyal]

It would get you to stop blaming me.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Iz Shockbot szo szure about that?



... Nrzzt. What could Shockbot do, hmm?

[notsoloyal]

It would get you to stop blaming me for this, likely I assume you would still hold a grudge from the last time.


I could run a few tests - harmless ones - to see if I can return your flight.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Oooooooou yesz, Wazpinator would.

What doez Shockbot call harmlesz?

[notsoloyal]

Simple scans. They would not even hurt.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Iz Shockbot szure?

[notsoloyal]

I am positive. I've done this before.

[AGES LATER IN-GAME]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

How much before?







Ou, fine. What doez Wazpinator have to do?

he is so happy. you don't even know

[notsoloyal]

Hn. I know what I am doing, Waspinator.



Are you willing to come to the lab?

sdfsajkdf 8( WILL THIS HURT, REALLY?

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

No. Nonononono Wazpinator izn't going there ever again! Will go szomewhere elze!

no. i promiiiiise. well. maybe the blood sample will. BUT YOU GET A COOL DECEPTICON BAND-AID.

[notsoloyal]

[SIGH.]

It would be so much easier in the lab, all the equipment is there...

But fine. How about the apartment?

BUT I'M NOT A DECEPTICON

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

... Traitybot'z apartment? Who'z there?

BUT IT'S PURPLE

[notsoloyal]

Yes.

Who is home right now? I really do not know, but Starscream, Soundwave, Blitzwing, Slipstream, Rumble, Courtney, and myself live there.