001 // BJ's Pawn Shop

[thepun-isher.livejournal.com]

I have taken it upon myself to traverse this worlds ley lines. I got really, really lost.

Quick trip to Imagination Land; imagine the New York subway system. Clean lines going from place to place leading happy people to their destinations and then back again. Now throw in some giant moles to make new lines, block off some old ones, and then go on lunch break.
The CIty is closer to a connect-the-dots with random dots missing and half the numbers erased.

Magic-girl, Presto-Guy, Abracadabra-Kid - any idea as to why they're so weird here? It could be nothing. Just a hicup- or it could be a clue why everyone just disappeared.



I've also taken the crap hole on the corner 5th, near the FlemWendys as my secret base/laboratory/BJ's Pest Control/Antique Shop/Pawn Shop/General Goods Store/Crap I Found Emporium. The basement had some cool stuff in it. Candy, fishing gear, a bunch of coats, Demons, talking cats, fingerless glove collection with the hands still in them, collectors Nascar shot classes, a snow cone machine, etc etc.


I haven't found a place to make cards, so if you need me all you have to do is tap your heels three times, spin around, recite "The Walrus and the Carpenter" backwards, and then page me.

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FREAKAZOID WILL OFFER YOU HIS FIRST BORN FOR THAT SNOWCONE MACHINE RIGHT THAR.

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

Fishing gear, talking cats and the occasional knickknack might be rather keen on the occasion, but I'm more interested in that SNOWCONE MACHINE.

THIS IS OOC KAY

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

Mello won't appreciate you giving away his children, Freaky.

THIS IS ALSO OOC

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, PERSON. WE'LL HAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SNOWCONES.

SNOWCONES, DAMNIT, AND I'D MAKE SURE TO VISIT IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK ME AS? AN UNFIT PARENT?

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

SNOWCONES?

Can I come too?

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

You know it, Cloudy.

I'm going to pick it up right now. Wanna come with? Huh? Do ya? Do yah? Huh? Huh? HUH??

I know you do.

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

You want to come because you appreciate the finer things in life.

Like snowcones.

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

I do. You're like a psychic.

I hope they have blueberry!

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

I'm magical like that.

Wait, Miss Cloudy, you misunderstand. Beetlejuice found a snowcone maker and he's giving it to me. I'm going to pick it up right now. Don't you understand?! DO YOU COMPREHEND THE MADNESS?! We're going to have lifetime supply of snowcones.

For twenty years.

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

The most magical ever.

YOU MEAN WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN SNOWCONES WHENEVER WE WANT? And even mix flavors?

For twenty years?

:D!!!!

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

......Mix Flavors? I didn't even THINK of that. Cloudy, I may be physic, but you're a genius.

Maybe more if we take good care of the machine.

Re: THIS IS OOC KAY

[thepun-isher.livejournal.com]

Re: FREAKAZOID WILL OFFER YOU HIS FIRST BORN FOR THAT SNOWCONE MACHINE RIGHT THAR.

[thepun-isher.livejournal.com]

Was savin' it for ya, Freaky. Come pick it up whenever. I'll clean the rat entrails out of it for ya and everything.



No, I didn't do it. They were there when I found it.

he cannot contain his excitment

[mr-freak-2-u.livejournal.com]

Come pick it up??!

I'LL COME RIGHT OVER. Oh shucks, you're going to clean it too? what did I do to deserve such kind treatment from you?

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

Sorry, luv. Can't do Walrus and the Carpenter. Will Jabberwocky do just as well?

[thepun-isher.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I suppose. If you do it in a nasality, whiny voice. I don't make the rules.

[immortalitea.livejournal.com]

No? Can you introduce me to the person who does?

[thepun-isher.livejournal.com]

I don't know her, sorry. She just sends me memos from time to time on the rule updates.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

Well, that would explain where you went the other day. Have you not been in your room since last week, or what?

Also, if you ever call me that again, I will rip off your legs and eat them.

[thepun-isher.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't. I've been lost as all Hell inside the lines of this city like a snail in a salt maze!

But my legs are neither berries, nor cream!

what the fuck is up with that snail

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

That . . . sounds excruciatingly painful. Whatever. I need would like to see you. If you have time. Puh-leeze.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DEAD BASTARD.

[seyfertsalvage.livejournal.com]

Hey let me know if you stumble onto any old computer equipment. Maybe something like an Amiga or even a Osborn if you want to go old school.

I'd also like to look at some remote control cars or planes if you have any reasonably (reasonable being cheap) priced ones. Old cellphones and TV remotes could come in handy as well.

[thepun-isher.livejournal.com]

Old school? You wouldn't know old school if it punched you in the cornea and gave you the pox. Sure, yeah. If I see anything techo-ish, I'll, err, call you up.

Easier option would be just to come down here and do it yourself.

[my-names-jonas.livejournal.com]

I do not understand you.

[thepun-isher.livejournal.com]

I don't really understand me, either.