capeandcowl | [TEXT]

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Report:

Error.
Designation: Rumble.
Status: Missing in action. Cannot be located. Completely gone from the City.
Conclusion at this time: Has been ported out from the City.

Recommendation: Update data as necessary.

End report.

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YOUR COMPANY.

~~That was not what I was offering.~~

...

Right now?

RECOMMENDATION: BE MORE SPECIFIC.

IF YOU ARE NOT OPPOSED.

Hnn.

I am not opposed. Very well, if it will make you feel better.

...
IF YOU HAVE NO DESIRE TO ASSIST, DO NOT OFFER.

I would like to assist.

VERY WELL THEN.

Are you going to let me know where you are?

LOCATION: LAB.

I will be there soon.

[Soon. As in. A whole half an hour later.]

[It's okay, he's sulking in the meanwhile.]

[You'll still be sulking even when I get there. What's the difference.]

[I'll sulk less if you get here.]

[I'm coming. Not like I can just teleport there.]

[YOU CAN FLY.]

[FINE. I'LL FLY.]

[YOU DO THAT]

[DON'T GET MAD AT ME. I'M TRYING TO HELP.]

[I'M SORT OF IRRATIONALLY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW. SORRY.]

[WELL FINE. LOOK. I'M HERE. YOU CAN CLING TO ME OR SOMETHING.]

[WOULD YOU LET ME.]

[I MIGHT. FOR A WHILE.]

[Have an awkward hug.]

[Blinks. Quietly pats on the head. HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. WAS NOT MADE FOR COMFORTING.]

[Gives a displeased noise.]

DO NOT PATRONIZE ME.

[Totally misreads Shockwave. Holds onto anyway.]

WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN DROWNING IN WATER.

notsoloyal - 2009-11-13 08:39 (UTC) - Expand

YEAH, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE WITH SURVIVING AWKWARD

allshock-notalk.livejournal.com - 2009-11-13 08:57 (UTC) - Expand

CRAP. CAN TOO MUCH AWKWARD KILL YOU?

notsoloyal - 2009-11-13 09:03 (UTC) - Expand

i hope not or we're in deep trouble.

allshock-notalk.livejournal.com - 2009-11-13 09:09 (UTC) - Expand

we're doomed aren't we.

notsoloyal - 2009-11-13 09:24 (UTC) - Expand

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ENCRYPTED; stupid fancy logic.

ENCRYPTED; logic isn't stupid.

ENCRYPTED; it can be.

ENCRYPTED; how. how is it stupid?

ENCRYPTED; c-cuz it is.

ENCRYPTED; no it's not. you have no proof.

ENCRYPTED; my proof is your face.

ENCRYPTED; you calling my face stupid?!

ENCRYPTED; no. ...i love your face.

ENCRYPTED; that's not what it sounded like.

ENCRYPTED; well it's true

ENCRYPTED; then how is my face the proof?

ENCRYPTED; i have no idea. i was making things up.

ENCRYPTED; D| i win.

ENCRYPTED; ...damn it.

ENCRYPTED; you should have seent that coming.

ENCRYPTED; i see that spelling error

ENCRYPTED; nuh uh. you're seeing things.

ENCRYPTED; i see your face.

ENCRYPTED; /SOBS.

ACTION NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW

I GUESS IT'S ACTION NOW?

OKAY SURE ACTION.

WELL OKAY THEN. THERE IS NOTHING BUT AWKWARD NOW.

DROWNING IN AWKWARD.

WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN DROWNING IN WATER.

YEAH, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE WITH SURVIVING AWKWARD

CRAP. CAN TOO MUCH AWKWARD KILL YOU?

i hope not or we're in deep trouble.

we're doomed aren't we.