7th heaven. voice.

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

I don't know if everyone's familiar with Batman starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson (not as good as Batman Forever, but I digress)--I'll get quick to the point. Wear a surgical mask. Heavy scarf. Gas mask. Bucket over your head. Just...something you'd normally wear if say, poisonous gas was leaked into the atmosphere. Not saying that it has--no need to panic after all. Hehe.

But seriously, watch where you're breathing. Things could get ugly.

POLICE CHANNEL
You're going to storm the castle any second now, right?

Comments

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

I just so HAPPEN to have a gasmask! How convenient.

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

SMART MAN!

[shiromadoushi]

Do you have any extras? Or know where to get more?

[meowminx]

...what.

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Should I meow it at you?

[wantbetterworld.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose this could have anything to do with a certain psychopathic clown, would it?

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Now what would make you think that?

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

I hope you've taken your own advice and are sufficiently protected.

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Got my bucket and everything.

[motherfucked]

Wait. You're seriously using the words "good" and "Batman Forever" in the same sentence?

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Two words: Val Kilmer.

[Private/Encrypted]

[canbleadernow.livejournal.com]

You're one of the ones investigating him, correct?

[Private/Encrypted]

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Correct. He's a slippery one.

[Police Channel]

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

God dammit--Anything I can borrow real fast? I was off to fry his ass.

[Police Channel]

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

There's masks in the riot room at the station.

[liverletdie]

Good thing I have an airtight suit.

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Asshole.

[theprimerprime.livejournal.com]

Oh, for the love of-- now I see how Optimus got this job, no one else wanted it. I'm on it.

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Bring Detective Lassiter. He loves kicking down doors and shooting people.

[Police Channel]

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

No, we're gonna stand around on street corners with our hands up our butts like Tony Stark.

Yes, he's a dead clown.

[Police Channel]

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Hey, I never know what you guys are doing nowadays.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

you liked batman forever?

man you and jet would have gotten along smashingly with that kind of horrible fucking taste

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Shut that heathen mouth!

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

Gas masks? How are normal civilians supposed to get those?

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

At Wal*Mart apparently.

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think a bucket over your head will work that well.

[shawnedium.livejournal.com]

Lassiter somehow thinks the closet will work better.