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7th heaven. voice.

I don't know if everyone's familiar with Batman starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson (not as good as Batman Forever, but I digress)--I'll get quick to the point. Wear a surgical mask. Heavy scarf. Gas mask. Bucket over your head. Just...something you'd normally wear if say, poisonous gas was leaked into the atmosphere. Not saying that it has--no need to panic after all. Hehe.

But seriously, watch where you're breathing. Things could get ugly.

POLICE CHANNEL
You're going to storm the castle any second now, right?

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You could have fooled me.

Hey, so does the suit come with a dumping hatch?

No, it doesn't.

That's...unfortunate.

It's not necessary.

Does Iron Man not have bowel movements?

Iron Man can hold it.

What if Iron Man has been helping save the City for forty-eight hours with like five coffee breaks and REALLY needs to go?

Coffee breaks can also be used as bathroom breaks, I'll have you know.

And take off all that armor? Do you have two hour coffee breaks?

It comes off faster than you would think.

For those..."coffee breaks".

No, for anything. I am a busy man, and have business meetings and the like.

Could you be a busy man now and stop the Joker?

I would be happy to help. I'm currently aiding civilians, however, since I was on the street when this started.

Eh, I have back up on call any ways.

I'm sure you do. I'll then focus on the people, and leave capturing the perpetrator to the police.

You know he's the Joker, right?

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