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Old news: I have a job.

New news: if anyone asks, I'm 23 years old.

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Why would anyone need to know this?

So I don't get fired if my boss finds out I'm not 23.

How's that work out, exactly?

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23. Got it. I'll vouch for you.

Knew I could count on you man.

You're old.

But I can still kick your ass at Halo.

Just between you and me, I'm not that old.

No way! I mean, I'm practically undefeated here! Except Shadowcat. She beats me sometimes.

How old are you actually?

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tothecloud.livejournal.com - 2008-12-23 03:50 (UTC) - Expand

brb midlife crisis D:

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brb potty training. D:

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Old man.

Show some respect, young lady.

Btw, I don't think you told me what you'd like for Christmas.

Yes, my dear sir.

Oh...

Well...

Books I suppose.

Lies.

I know. I made them up after all.

Where are you working?

more lies

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he can smell them

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do they smell like roses?

srsbiznis.livejournal.com - 2008-12-23 02:31 (UTC) - Expand

they smell like rot and decay of trust

phallboy.livejournal.com - 2008-12-23 02:32 (UTC) - Expand

so poetic~

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what can i say, i got talent

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i can see it, it sparkles so beautifully in the sun

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my talent is edward cullen? :|

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a threadjack, already? : D

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you can't resist me bb

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unf.

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damn right

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assuming strikes are locked to them?

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yes (:

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Do you require an ID?

That would be great, thanks. I kind of forgot about it.

So what's your name?

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Yeah? Well I'm eighty-four.

Youngest eighty-four I never did meet.

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You're holding up well for your age, gramps.

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And I'm the Prince of Space.

do you have a crown too

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Is lying about your age really the best way to begin a professional career?

Edited 2008-12-23 03:35 (UTC)

It is here.

... why would your employer care?

...Is this where I say happy birthday?

Congrats on the job, though. Anything interesting?

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