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[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Calling all the Super Heroes In Training!

There is something terribly wrong with the shiny guy. He won't talk to me and broods and ignored me after a while. Worse than Batman, I tell you. He needs to lay off a bit.

Especially since it's Christmas here apparently. And there are snowstorms outside.

Does this mean we're in the Southern Hemisphere? Snow in the summer is just so cool! Uh, wait, even in the South, Christmas is in December, right?

Does Santa wear swimwear over there when he hands out gifts? Must be weird, having a guy in a swimsuit breaking into your house to hand out presents. It's still pretty weird if he's wearing a coat and goes through chimneys, but less. Except if that's just me. Yeah yeah, I know Santa doesn't exist, don't flame me.

So I guess I'm just wondering what's going on here.

Comments

oh god.

[notlikeanyone]

...


Kid Flash?

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Uuuuuuuh, nope, that's someone else in the... past? Are you from the past? You won't know me if you're from the past but I'm very famous where I come from.

They call me Impulse!

1/idk

[notlikeanyone]

...

2

[notlikeanyone]

3 and done~

[notlikeanyone]

... Impulse, this is Robin.

[proportionbypym.livejournal.com]

First, Shiny Guy is called Iron Man, and he doesn't normally brood all the time. Ignore people sure, but not so much with the brooding... okay that might be a big of a lie. He was getting back back home, but this ones different and not the one I knew. Never mind.

This is the City. Iron Man brought us here cause the cops all disappeared. It's December and Christmas in Thursday! I have so much to do still, party to plan. Team mates to pull out of Patrol...

ROBIN IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE COMING TO MY PARTY DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT AVOIDING IT!

Anyways... I'm Cassie, Welcome!

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Robin is here?

[private :: Stature]

[notlikeanyone]

I'll see what I can do. Now is not a good time to discuss it, however.

[seyfertsalvage.livejournal.com]

It's December actually and yeah the Iron Man guy who brought us all here hasn't been particularly helpful or open about whatever he's doing.

My name's Juston and... something about your post gave me a sense of deja-vu.

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

It wasn't December at all when I left. Christmas came early, yes!

My name's Impulse! I'm pretty famous where I come from.

[shesnotgoogle.livejournal.com]

I think this place is more like New York that Southern Hemisphere.

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Okay then! I just jumped around in the timeline. Nothing I didn't do before in my life.

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Kid, did you forget to take your fucking medicine this morning?

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

What medicine?

[lilac-scented.livejournal.com]

Nope, not the Southern hemisphere, sorry. And Iron Man is...kind of an ass. Ignore him, he ignores us most of the time anyways.

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

Did someone say heroes-in-training?

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Yep! I did!

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Santa wears a speedo when he delivers presents to all the little fish children.

I helped him and the reindeer fly the sleigh one year.

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

...So he's REAL?

[digikaiser.livejournal.com]

...

It's as if Iron Man found an even more annoying version of Daisuke just to vex me.

Let me guess you're a hero right?

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Sure I am!

Why, you're not?

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Weren't you here before?

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Someone told me that already but it wasn't me me. It was someone else me. Or something.

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

Who's Santa?

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

He's that big fat guy with a beard dressed in red because of Coca Cola who gives out presents at Christmas only not really.