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III {Voice}

Christmas. (Long pause)

(amused) May...a jolly fat man break through your flue and bring you all sorts of gifts, if you've been good.

And if you have been bad...(soft laughter) Nothing but red hot coals beneath your feet. I hope you know how to focus.

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Chilling.

Really?

Well, it certainly wasn't what I thought I'd be hearing.

Why was it unexpected?

It was a little more sinister than any Christmas cheer I've experienced before.

I was only attempting to be straightforward in my expectations. What I know to be true.

I can't say you've failed there. Straightforward indeed; well, your method of delivery, that is.

I don't like to beat about it. It's the type of punishment that this city seems destined to lay out.

Hah. Now if that was the Santa the kids had been brought up to know, I bet they'd be a lot better behaved this time o' year.

...

You go to mass, buddy?

Mass? No. I don't worship at the feet of false idols, but I don't pray to the 'true' god either. No golden calf or cross for me.

Didn't figure you the type! So, sanctuary only?

... Sorry for uh, hanging around last night. Had some thinking to do, and I do it best in old cathedrals. Didn't mean to intrude if I did.

... *Audible. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.*

Not in the mood for you.

AH THINK SOMEONE NEEDS SOME CHEERING UP!

How about a huuuuug?

I will shoot you in that enormous nose of yours.

Shoot. You.

But a hug will make you feel better.

Not from you it won't.

What about a present?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

*Looong pause of silence.*

Depends on what it is- *Pause.*

No, you know what? I'm not risking that chance.

Not even if you pick the present?

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[voice] can you hear the excitement in his voice? 8|

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[voice] he just screams EXCITED! also Billy is seriously doing this

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[voice] but will he be able to find him to give it to him? 8DDD

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[voice] the hunt starts NOW!

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[voice] Duo will never be found 8)

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[voice] until he's found

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[voice] screams

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[voice] Billy is the master of hide and seek. THE MASTER

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[voice] ;A; Duo is the master of run and hide! HE WILL NEVER BE FOUND CRIES

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[voice] oh he'll be found. they're always found. mwahahahahaha

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[voice] CRIES

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[voice] ♥ cackle

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[voice] fff Billy

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[voice] he's the best pet owner ever

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[voice] calls ASPCA 8|

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[voice] ;o;

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[voice] 8)

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[voice] hides in corner

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[voice] >83

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[voice] I seriously need a 'plzkillme' icon =A=

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[voice] yes you do

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[voice] zetsuboushita.

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[voice] badmouths on the internet

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[voice] Billy has left me in despair!!! w;A;w

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[voice] >D

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[voice] hangs self from scythe?

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[voice] mouth to mouth resefsefermation GO

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[voice] SCREAMS NO

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[voice] .....life giving hug GO

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[voice] NOOOOO

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[voice] lick of life?

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[voice] scream

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[voice] Duo you are a bad person. :|

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[voice] and Billy was eaten by giant leprechauns the end

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[voice] wat

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[voice - Private to M]

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[voice - Private to Mello]

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[voice - Private to Duo~~]

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[voice - Private to MelloYello~~~]

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[voice - Private to Merotan~~~~~]

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[voice - Private to iyaaaaa~~~~~~~~n]

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[voice] yes

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[voice] oh ok

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Thanks, Spooky Santa. Always keeping things fresh, I see.

Just searching for a little honesty in the darkest time of the year.

See, you didn't sound like an optimist.

That would be an accurate guess. Are you an optimist? Do I offend your optimist sensibilities?

Mm, no. That would've been hipster irony, there. Sorry, Santa, I won't do it again.

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