[ Voice; Sounds of Wind in the Background ]

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

--I don't know about any of you guys, but until I find my damn crow I ain't doing shit about crime or whatever in this City. A godly being like myself's gotta have his priorities set down the right way, yanno?!

[ Insert random passer-by yelling; various calls of "Get outta the way!" thrown in there too ]

FFFF, LAAAAAME -- get the hell outta the way! [ bang crash boom ] -- I mean, really: who the hell goes around in an Iron Douche-bag Suit telling people what to do or not? Fuck that!

[ ooc | if you're so tempted, your character can now notice Ikki literally flying down the streets/sidesofbuildings/roofs/etc on his inline skates. ]