[ Voice; Sounds of Wind in the Background ]

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

--I don't know about any of you guys, but until I find my damn crow I ain't doing shit about crime or whatever in this City. A godly being like myself's gotta have his priorities set down the right way, yanno?!

[ Insert random passer-by yelling; various calls of "Get outta the way!" thrown in there too ]

FFFF, LAAAAAME -- get the hell outta the way! [ bang crash boom ] -- I mean, really: who the hell goes around in an Iron Douche-bag Suit telling people what to do or not? Fuck that!

[ ooc | if you're so tempted, your character can now notice Ikki literally flying down the streets/sidesofbuildings/roofs/etc on his inline skates. ]

Comments

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

Crow?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Little black bird-lookin' thing, likes to peck at people's heads -- ya seen him?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

I imagine there are many crows here, but I haven't seen any specifically. Does your crow have a name?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

The hell would I give the thing a name for?

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

Seems like a pet of yours. Traditionally, people give their pets names.

This guy has a sect that worships his species, XD

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Godly being?

ffff xD

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

I didn't stutter, did I?

Bow down! _{Or, like, squat! Do something!}

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I always imagined God as some kind of big, benevolent beard in the sky. Not as a rude kid.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

I ain't a kid -- I'm sixteen! _Dumbass

Who're you to be calling out anyone, anyway?

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Sixteen is still a kid.

What do you mean, calling out?

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

You have a pet crow?

It doesn't steal people's hearts or anything does it?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

....

Ya gotta be kidding me; steal hearts? Do I look like some kind of bishounen retard?

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

What's a bishounen?

And there was this big monster raven that ate hearts back where I was from.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

It did what?





Man, that kind sucks.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Uuuuh, my Crow's kinda, like, small. Tiny, even. He's a baby.

[poorduck.livejournal.com]

... That actually sounds kind of cute. I feed birds in my apartment. I'll tell you if I see him.

[0nesky.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a Heartless was it?

... Cause it sure sounds like one.

[allaboutamask.livejournal.com]

Godly being.... Right.

If you're not going to help get rid of the crime then try and avoid making things worse.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Ha! As if I could!

[allaboutamask.livejournal.com]

From the sound of things, I'm sure you could.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

...Are you asking me to make things worse? After telling me not to?

Jeez, and people say Akito is weird.

[0nesky.livejournal.com]

I'm not exactly thrilled to be here either, but y'know... If we're stuck here we should try to help. I'll help look for your friend, but maybe you should think about being more positive in the meantime, kay?

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

But, dude, my crow.

I just can't let the little guy wander around by himself -- what if some other bird tries to DEVOUR him?

[0nesky.livejournal.com]

If I think real hard I can probably find him for you. Or at least help a little. Never tried to with animals, actually.

But still, you have to promise to help.

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

If you think ha--the hell? Are you psychic or something?

I'll help if you can keep up, but don't try any of those crazy mojo tricks on me. This mind is like a steel CAGE of awesome.