one; we were warm until we went to hell

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Wow, dog tags? Seriously? I was hoping those died out ten years ago.

Hi, I'm Buffy Summers. No, my mom was not drunk when she named me, yes I like my name, and no I will not wave a pom-pom for you.

And seriously. Fate? Your whole 'hey, let's take some random girl out of her life, give her powers, and pit her against the forces of evil' shtick is getting real old, real fast.

I'm a superhero, ask me how!

Comments

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

I'M A UNITED STATES SENATOR, ASK ME HOW

(TO SUCK DICK THROUGH A STALL)

[fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com]

There should be some rule for or against letting you be the first person to talk to a newbie. I can't decide which.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

I thought that the senators were on the receiving end?

[ravagingchaos.livejournal.com]

Fate, or some pervy weirdo in a tin suit?

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

If they're the same thing, I'm going to seriously have to question my existence.

[fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com]

All right. How?

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Step one, find the big bad. Step two, proceed to beat the living daylights out of them. Mission complete.

[verycheerful.livejournal.com]

How.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

See: above. It's very simple, actually. Just two steps.

[phobiaasphyxia.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not.

[meowminx]

Why am I not surprised?

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

You're missing out.

[meowminx]

Sounds like you could teach a class. Some of the people here need it.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

I would probably be a very, very bad teacher.

[detectivenear.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the City Ms. Summers.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I guess.

[gamera-sucks.livejournal.com]

I not even know this 'palm-palm', or what purpose of waving.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

It's kind of a big fluffy thing that cheerleaders wave in people's faces.

[jupitermade.livejournal.com]

Were dog tags ever in to die out in the first place?

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Good point. Looks like we're dealing with zombies here.

[luckpuns.livejournal.com]

Summers? Would that be a Summers? Any relation to a guy in a visor with a stick up his ass? Comes with an idiot son.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Nope. No guys with sticks up their asses in my family. Why?

[0nesky.livejournal.com]

I like your name... Why would your mom have been drunk? That's silly.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. You'd be one of the first to say that. Normally it's 'Ha ha ha you're so buff, Buffy' or something lame-o like that.

She wasn't. People made that up.

[deadthenred]

Well gee whiz, you sure get right down to it, offering lessons just as soon as you get here. Though I'll admit it's a nice change of pace. Most people get whizzed through here and go a couple shades of bananas.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

It wasn't really a lesson I was offering. More like a really lazy, badly thought out guide. One that you probably don't want to follow.

[shesnotgoogle.livejournal.com]

I have to agree with the person who already said Buffy is a nice name; I like it too!

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Oh. Wow. No one's cracked a joke on the similarities of buff and Buffy yet. Because apparently those are hilarious.

Thanks, by the way.

[bomba-del-sesso.livejournal.com]

It's not so bad.

WHAT IS THAT CONSTIPATION FACE PETER

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

What is?