i; blindsided [VOICE]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

[Lots and lots of static, beeps, clicks, and obnoxious scraping. This goes on for...I'll give it three minutes? And then finally, after a bit of high-pitched feedback, a voice]

--ggin' pieca Earth-trash y'can't even put a fraggin' seta audible instructions innit...

[more scraping, and then some banging. He's smacking his comm against a wall until it makes noise. So it mercifully beeps to spare the smashing.]

That better be th'fraggin' on-switch. Hhh.


Testing. Someone gimmea sign if this thing's finally on, 'cause I'm gettin' pretty sick an' tired of this thing already.

Comments

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, did you swallow a bag full of rocks or something?

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

Wassat.

Thatta beep? [buttonmashing.]


Hey.

Hey.


...Fraggin'....

[voice]

[shutupaneatcrow.livejournal.com]

_{[Even more technical button mashing on his end]}

---lloooooo?

[detectivenear.livejournal.com]

It's working well enough.

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

Hhh.


I can't speak in fraggin' computer beeps. This thing's posta have an audio mode, ain't it. Thasswhat th'fraggin' tin guy said...


[SHOUTING NOW]

Hel-LO?

[voice]

[detectivenear.livejournal.com]

[long sigh]

It does have an audio mode. Video too, if you can get it to work right. Most people seem to find them by accident.

[xf-shatterstar.livejournal.com]

I'ts on. Leave. It. Alone.

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

[huffs.]

Yeh, y'keep on beepin, y'stupid piecea junk. I can't see what th'frag yer beepin' about.

[voice]

[xf-shatterstar.livejournal.com]

You have it working. We can hear you. Stop scratching.

[ravagingchaos.livejournal.com]

Holy macaroni, dude. It's working.

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

Alla these beeps.

These messages're what. 'Cause I can't see th'fraggin' screen.

[tapping on the speaker]

Re: [voice]

[ravagingchaos.livejournal.com]

So, you're going for the 'not a hero because I'm crazy and/or technologically inept' excuse?

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Kekeke! Aren't you a technological GENIUS!

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

[reeeeeeally gettin' pissed off]

I'm gonna find th'fraggin' sound card an' smash it if this thing keeps on makin' noise for no reason...

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Kekeke! Don't you know how to use a comm device?! How fucking funny!!

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Slo-bo!

So you got dragged here too, uh?

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

That's. IT.

[SMACK. SMASH. SCRAPE.]

QUIT MAKIN' SO MUCH FRAGGIN' NOISE, YOU PIECEA CRAP.

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Well... yeah. It's on.

Seriously.

Totally on.

You can stop, like, fucking around with it now, 'cause dude?

OW.

[voice]

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

Hhhhhh.

Gettin' really sicka this thing beepin' nobody tellin' me why.

[voice]

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

.... it beeps when you, like, get a text message, right? So.... betcha pissed a buncha people off with all the scrapin' around.

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

He's blind.

He won't read that so you can stop getting on his back so much.

Or send voice things but he's not the most happy person around so maybe he'll still ignore you :)

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

.... oh.

Huh, okay, gotcha.

[Voice] oh my god stop breaking him world

[notlikeanyone]

...

Slo-Bo?

[Voice] NO NEVER.

[littlestbastich.livejournal.com]

Fr--what. Who's this?

[Voice] I HAET U ;_;

[notlikeanyone]

It's Robin.

The beeps are people using text. You can get the machine to read them out for you by [insert technical directions lol I have no idea.]