12 [voice] OVERUSING THIS ICON SINCE NOVEMBAH 2009

[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

Jesus. This again?

[a pause, then she laughs. it sounds JUST SLIGHTLY UNHINGED.]

I'm fairly sure the machine just recorded my superhero alias as "you must be shitting me." What's the date, Network? The palpable indoor chill makes me think January, but you never know, and really? Missing half of the spring semester and losing my first decent job in months would really just be the cherry on top of what could possibly be the most ill-timed port-in ever.

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[littletoorough.livejournal.com]

January fifth, ma'am.

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[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

[sighhhh of relief]

Well, there's that. Thanks.

voice;

[littletoorough.livejournal.com]

Being thrown back and forth like that must be a real frakking headache.

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[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Getting sent back once for no discernible reason is comparatively lenient, though... some people make it look like the Porter's playing volleyball.

voice; I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS THREADJACK but i wasn't sure where else to put it

[kaloskaiagathos.livejournal.com]

We need to talk.

voice;

[littletoorough.livejournal.com]

Got some more good news for me?

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[kaloskaiagathos.livejournal.com]

We're going to need a secure line.

[meowminx]

You okay, Allison?

[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

Selina... I'm fine, really. Still somewhat in shock from the flood of six fucking months of transdimensional memories, but what can you do?

[meowminx]

Sitting down helps.

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[kaloskaiagathos.livejournal.com]

That's quite an alias.

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[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

It'll be a real bitch to put on my cape, let me tell you.

voice;

[kaloskaiagathos.livejournal.com]

So we're required to wear capes. Somebody left that out of the orientation briefing.

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[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Well that's unfortunate.

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[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

That's a more-than-four-letter word for it.

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[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Heh, yes. Still, that's an abnormally cruel lot, even for us imports.

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Eehhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that aliensss sounds funny. You shoulds come up with a better one.

[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

[WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS FORGET THAT THERE ARE SMALL CHILDREN LISTENING TO HER CUSS]

Do you have any suggestions?

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

[Because the small children are like ninja. THEY COME OUTTA NOWHERE.]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hows about The Yogurt Lady, fighting off evil with her vast dairy product knowledge!

[itwontbuzz.livejournal.com]

You sound distraught. My sincere condolences at you being teleported back here at such a high point of your life.

[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

... thanks. I'm fine, honestly--just not feeling so fantastic at the moment.

[itwontbuzz.livejournal.com]

I've learned much about aromatherapy during my stay here. May I suggest you burn some Chamomile, some Sandalwood, and some Eucalyptus? To promote relaxation, ease, and for a powerful decongestant as well.

If you need any of these, I could have them delivered to you.

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

Hi, Alison. Glad you're back.

[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

Hi yourself, Rikki. What did I miss?

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

Well, apparently nothing went down over New Year's, but I wasn't there to see it. I got ported out on the 30th and just got back in a couple of days ago.