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[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[Fiddle fiddle. Kamui continues to click random buttons in an attempt to figure out how the communicator works.]

[Audio]

Useless piece of trash. How is this thing even supposed to--

[Text]

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[Video]

--Work? What kind of ridiculous device would have so many--

[Blink. For a moment he gets wide-eyed, seeing his face record on the communicator. He's seen things like this in some of the worlds he's been to, but never before has he actually gone near one of them, let alone used one. He tilts his head and waves into the thing, studying it for a while before his expression quickly turns into a scowl.]

You. And that god-forsaken hunter brother of yours, too. You're the only ones foolish enough to try something as redundant and plain stupid as forcing me into another world, and for that, I'll disembowel you both.

Where is he.

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[voice]

[deadelfwalking.livejournal.com]

You'll not be able to disembowel your kidnapper any time soon, I'm afraid.

[voice forever] 1/4

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[Pauses for a moment. Holy shit it talks.]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

I don't care. The moment I find Subaru we'll both leave this Gods-forsaken world, and--

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

...

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[deadelfwalking.livejournal.com]

I'm called Koltira Deathweaver.

I've not heard of anyone in the City with the name of Subaru.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

he's on larry king live

right now larry is babbling about croissants

this will go on for 30 minutes

[Audio forever] /lols forever

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

On what? Where?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

on larry's show

larry king live

larry is just going on and on about that buttered croissant

i think he's supposed to be talking about terrorism, but nope

croissants

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

You... You know about other worlds?

Voice

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

...

Of course I do.

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Right... This one's a little different, unfortunately. It draws people in and we can't leave. Even if we want to.

[ Voice forever ]

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

For what would you have experience with hunters?

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

How is that any of your business?

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

Merely a passing, idle curiosity.

[audio] [Japanese, I assume?]

[dragony]

Who are you talking to?

[audio] [I think it's safe to say that he knows Japanese but. It's Tsubasa, who knows.]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

Some idiot that might just be stupid enough to try a stunt like this.

[audio] [pfff oh Tsubasa]

[dragony]

It's not really a stunt. The machine that brought you here is responsible for bringing everyone on this network to this world. Sometimes people are sent back to their own worlds, but we can't control it.

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

I don't think the person you're thinking of is here. You're in a different universe than you were before.

[Voice]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

Of course I am. We were just leaving to a new world.

[ofthewilds.livejournal.com]

[ The picture focuses on a woman with an amused look. She laughs once, not a pleasant sound. More like a cackle, if anything. ]

What manner of creature is this that has been brought to us now? Such a vicious thing.

1/2

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[It takes quite a bit out of him to not go with the knee-jerk reaction and either growl at her or tell her to leave him be. He's in a desperate situation, so he has no room to be picky. That doesn't mean that he can stop his eyes from flickering gold, if only for a moment.]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[...He wrinkles his nose a bit before speaking.]

And you would be?

[Video until further notice] OHAITHAR

[mistermoogle.livejournal.com]

Hey, relax, kupo! I don't think what happened is what you think happened.

[also video until further notice] OHAY

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

...So I've been told.