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[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

[audio pops in and out momentarily---springs to life--]

--figure this--goddamn thing out...

...is it blinking? What does--

[irritated sighs, air blowing into the microphone]

Hello? Is this--on a frequency?

3-9-7 to 8-39.

Harvey. Montoya. Anyone?

Goddamn it--

Is there anyone out there? Where in hell am I--what is this all about?

I've finally lost it...this is real...Jesus Christ...

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voice

[is-fear-itself.livejournal.com]

[click and a looooong silence]

...hn.

Worried you're losing your grip on reality, Jim?

voice

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

[same long silence...]

...Jonathan Crane?

Are you--?!

[video; just what Gordon needs to see, a creepy teenager]

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Kekekee!! You're new here, I can tell.

Yes, it's all~llllllll real.

voice [fffff not a good day for jimbo]

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

Wh--...new here? New where?

Voice

[cardboardworld.livejournal.com]

[Now, that's a voice he recognizes!]

You're a long way from Gotham City, Commissioner Gordon. Then again, we all are.

Voice

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

[oh--likewise!]

Superman--? Good God...

[Video]

[killerjoke.livejournal.com]

Boo!

voice

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

...You...

voice;

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[Pause. Long pause.]

Gordon?

[Pause.]

Well isn't this just lovely.

voice;

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

--Edward? Edward Nygma?

voice | ENCRYPTED

[osreborn]

Who is this, exactly?

[Voice]

[imonabike.livejournal.com]

Deep breath 'a minute, sir. We all think we're losing it when we show up here.

[Voice]

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

I'm--not the first, I guess, I... Jesus.

[video] because elves talking to you means that you're sane.... ._.

[liadrin.livejournal.com]

Please, calm yourself, it is all right. Just let your mind settle and allow me us all a chance to explain just what is going on.

[Voice] sanest ever dude ;;

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

...uh..hm.

[encrypted, voice] hello :3

[notlikeanyone]

Commissioner.

[voice] aloha

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

..I know you...

voice.

[symmachy]

You aren't insane, if that's what you're implying. If you were, then we'd all be having the same hallucination.

voice.

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

It's a moot point, but...I suppose so...

[locked][encrypted]

[sibyllant.livejournal.com]

Dad. Oh my god. I'm so sorry you're here... but it's so nice to hear your voice.

[Voice]

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

...Babs...

Goddamn it. How long ha..

[ voice ]

[iamnotthemom.livejournal.com]

Man, anyone else have the theme song from Cheers stuck in their head?

It's about how this city 'lost' its police force, and someone thought it was a good idea to grab heroes out of other universes to replace them. Then the machine went screwy. Not really sure how, I wasn't here yet.

Robin'll probably explain it better. Don't stay in the building you turned up in, okay? You never know who's getting ported in behind you.

[ voice ]

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm hearing so far.

Thank you..I've made it onto the street. That's something.

voice; /ARRIVES LATE TO THIS POST

[kaloskaiagathos.livejournal.com]

Having a little trouble, sir?

voice; FFF PARTY'S STILL GOING BB

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

A little?

voice;

[littletoorough.livejournal.com]

If you aren't insane by this point, give it a week or two.

voice;

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

That's very comforting.

[voice]

[flowersnotboys.livejournal.com]

I was wondering when you would show up.

[voice]

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

...Poison Ivy.

voice

[sable-cloak.livejournal.com]

Frustrating things, aren't they?

voice

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

Yes--an understatement at best.

[text]

[5atan5-camar0.livejournal.com]

[More-or-less 'talking' to himself--whups, did he just hit send?]

[text]

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

what?

voice

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

Gordon? Gordon, it's me. It's Harvey.

voice

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

Har...

[there's a gooood long silence here--and with the purest incredulity of anyone alive:]

Dent? Harvey Dent...?

[acrossyourpath]

Mm. You have a lot of friends here, don't you?

[ourwayworks.livejournal.com]

Not...exactly.