sixteenth | voice | from prison

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

I suppose this Network post has been a long time coming, hasn't it. [Pause.] Mm.

In any case, I wanted to let everyone know that I'm still alive. Incarcerated, but alive. You see, I'd like to give the heroes a round of applause for capturing me without causing any undue harm, and this is quite an accomplishment, as I'm sure you all know, since they're so very fond of it. But here I am. My limbs intact. Other than the obvious, there's very little to complain about.

That's right. I'm machine enough - and yes, that's what I said, machine - to know when I've lost fair and square. You've got me. Whew. I was wondering how long it would take you, but apparently, some of you are more than bloodthirsty idiots waving around the word "hero" as though it were synonymous with "perfection."

The others? Well. Sometimes I wonder if I'm not the only one who deserves to be trapped behind these walls.



((reminder: since Cavil is posting from prison, he can't receive private messages or encryptions. woe!))

Comments

[caststwoshadows.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

1/2

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

voice

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

You would know, wouldn't you.

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[wantsapprentice.livejournal.com]

[BUT GUESS WHO'S (APPARENTLY) IN CHARGE OF THE COALITION NOW.]

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[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

[GODDAMMIT]

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[wolfofmibu]

[ If Saitou could see this he'd be loling his ass off right now ]

[Video]

[waspishtongue.livejournal.com]

[She looks mildly triumphant at having worked out how to respond to a message]

Incarcerated and in possession of all of your limbs? It would seem that you are one of the lucky ones. Is that really the preferred method for dealing with criminals here?

[voice]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. As much I hate to admit it, I have first hand experience with such barbaric methods. Horrifying, isn't it?

[permavoice] HAHA NO SOUP FOR YOU

[wolfofmibu]

Sure doesn't sound too happy for someone claiming not to complain.

[permavoice too!]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

You sound well.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Well, if that isn't a shame.

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Truly. I'm sure I'll find a way to get by. I pride myself in adaptation.

[was-sleeping.livejournal.com]

It's good that you have all of your limbs. I am sorry if you are unhappy.

[voice]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is good that I have my limbs. But I'm not looking for your pity. I'm a criminal. This is how it works.

[ white communicator; voice ]

[simplyteasing.livejournal.com]

Ya sound human enough, fer a machine.

[voice]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

There's no need to rub it in.

permaaaaaaaaavoice;

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

Did you really have to bring that up?

permavoice whooosh;

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry? Bring what up?

Oh, right. That little moral tidbit. It would have been better received if it weren't videotaped.

[permavoice]

[satisfiedsigner]

[this is the sound of someone who's pissed off and can't do a damn thing about it except taunt]

Aren't you lucky.

[permavoice]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine how extraordinarily disappointed you must be that I'm not on the other end of your sword this time.

[voice]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Yes.

I made an unfortunate miscalculation.

[hackeralastair]

Figured you'd mouth off sooner or later.

[voice]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Just saying 'hello,' Alastair. Is that a problem?

[nyc-detective.livejournal.com]

Enjoying yourself, Mr. Cavil?

[voice]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

I'm tolerating.

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[badhorsefan.livejournal.com]

[But YAY YOU'RE ALRIGHT, CAVIL! 8D]

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[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

[AW, WHAT A GOOD HUMAN 8D]

[is-fear-itself.livejournal.com]

How's the food?

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

[Pause.]

Like digging for landmines with my tongue. What do you want?

permavoice

[fancyshooting.livejournal.com]

There's always a surplus of people who should be locked up, but aren't.

...hm. What did you do?

permavoice

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Murdering a police officer. Personally, I think it rests somewhere around "self-defense," but I'm not much of a lawyer.