Short story? I tried to wipe out the human race once. Well. I was assisting someone who was going to reset humanity...destroy all the wicked, evil elements and start over. Needless to say, we failed, but instead of being killed for it or permanently destroyed, I was allowed to live and escape.
...all right, you got me there. I'm downright law-abiding compared to what I used to be. But I can't be a good-guy and I kinda resent all these flowery heroes trying to tell me I can if I just believe in myself hard enough.
[voice] they see me trollin'
Not speaking in them.
Really annoying, you know.
[voice] THEY HATIN'
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Hey look, I can say random words too! Whaddya know?
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ALL TALK. NO SHOCK.
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The crime scene will be fully investigated. Any additional information you have would be...appreciated.
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HOWEVER...
IF SUCH DATA APPEARS FOR ME. I WILL INFORM YOU AT ONCE.
YOUR COOPERATION: APPRECIATED.
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idek i miss playing with him. /greets complete stranger over comm
WHY HELLO THERE
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FOOLISH.
YOU ARE ALL MADE OF MAGNETS OR SOMETHING. HONESTLY
PROBABLY. WE DID USED TO BE ROBOTS.
THIS IS ALSO TRUE.
...It probably means something to the person giving the chance, though.
Usually, anyway. If they're not using you for their benefit.
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DO NOT BELIEVE OTHERWISE.
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...I'm not sure I disagree, though. So.
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ACKNOWLEDGED.
NAME?
too many 'though's lately /kills this one
...Mm. You can use Nanashi. But it doesn't really matter.
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forgive him, he's having a shitty day
it's cool
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FROM START TO FINISH.
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But I don't know if I'm able to be a decent guy. Even after all the things people said at Christmas.
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A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE.
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YOU ARE FINE AS YOU ARE.
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HERO. VILLAIN. WORDS: DO NOT OFFER DEFINITION.
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actually that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.
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IT IS. ONLY THE TRUTH.
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He is dead again? Hn.
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Very well.
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