7th - [voice]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

So! New people showing up and guys who were already here getting swapped out with their alternate universe versions. Crazy times, man. Crazy, making-me-want-to-wreck-the-porter-building times.

But enough whining 'bout stuff we can't do anything about. If we're all gonna be stuck in this crap together, then we're gonna make the best of it! It's time for bonding. Tell me about yourselves! What's your world like? You got like Avengers and mutants and stuff? You from one of those D&D nerd fantasy worlds? Maybe one of those, but in the past or future? I'm bored and curious and putting off doing my homework so I'll listen to juuust about anything right now
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[Private to Nico Minoru]

Yo, you seen this yet? What's the deal with Future Vic being listed as dangerous? I talked with him a bit and he seemed okay enough. This something worth worrying about or is some dick just screwing with everyone? Basically I wanna know who I need to pound in this situation.

Comments

private. voice;

[bossisawitch.livejournal.com]

The likelihood of him being dangerous is high. Don't talk with him. Don't give him your coordinates. Just---don't.

private. voice;

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh. Okay then. Kinda hoping it wasn't that.

Problem is it's not super difficult to find where the Institute is. Gonna need a little more info here in case we're gonna get raided for the second time this month.

[voice]

[webpits.livejournal.com]

I am an Avenger. Well, I was.

[voice]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Which one?

[voice]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

Putting off your homework, hm.

[voice]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna get it done! Just not right now.

[flyinwithheart.livejournal.com]

[Bit of a laugh.]

I know how you feel. I have a few violent ideas for that machine myself.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

There's gonna be some way to get to it, right? Computers always work better after you smack them around a bit.

[failsatswimming.livejournal.com]

Well, my world is full of pirates!

And marines, I guess.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Really? Wow, that actually sounds kinda awesome. Pirating kinda went out of style a couple of hundred years ago here. Now we just have movies about them.

Voice

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

[At first it's kind of muffled because he's holding a jeweller's screwdriver between his teeth.]

I'm from three million and a bit years in the future, I'm the last human alive, the only mutants are ones that people made, and the only avengin' anyone's ever done is the Cat kickin' the vendin' machine when it wouldn't give him any more fish.

[Sound of a man spitting out a jeweller's screwdriver onto a coffee table. I'll leave it up to everyone's imagination as to what that sounds like.]

No blood elves, mostly no kangaroos, definitely no rock men. One psychotic computer, but that turned out to be an April Fool's Day joke. Just me, the Cat, Rimmer and Kryten, and about a million light-years of nothin'.

Voice

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

...Wow, man.

I think you win the Suckiest world Ever Award hands down.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

my world contradicts itself constantly, on purpose

it is beautiful

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

How do ya mean?

voice, Japanese, translated

[violentsoftie.livejournal.com]

Why is it that the people on this network constantly insist on sharing their life stories with each other?

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

What part of "bored and not doing homework" did you miss?

[TEXT [arsenal's comm for those who'd know about it]]

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

nothing to tell

it's just at war

that's all

[text]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

oh come on it cant be that bad

youve got to at least have one interesting story bout home

[Voice]

[shiromadoushi]

[[pinged so very much by mention of D&D cause so many people DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS and it makes his nerdy self so sad]]

Mine's sort of like this one, only everyone's far more focused on games. There's some magic, mostly concentrated in Items [[the capital letter there is almost audible]] and around one of the more popular games.

So do you play D&D at all or do you just know of it?

[Voice]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Magic games? That doesn't sound to bad. Bet it's never boring, at least.

Uh, just know of it, dude. Not my type of thing at all.

[dcushitkicker.livejournal.com]

Bonding, huh? Sounds like yer a kid right after my own heart.

I'm a Green Lantern. Green Lantern Corps ... we're the cops, but out in space. We patrol the universe. It's a pretty good gig.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Yeah, it does sound pretty great. I bet "was a space cop" is about the best thing you could ever have on a resume.

[Voice]

[prettymorlock]

Well, I'm from your world but I'm apparently years behind everyone else who's here. I'm kind of okay with it though cause the future seems like it seriously sucks a bit.

[Voice]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Someone further back than me? Are you sick of hearing about San Francisco yet too?

text/encrypted

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

Your communicator

It is ready for testing

text/encrypted

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

oh awesome

when/where you wanna meet up to exchange

[spacetimeguard.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind finding out how it works and sending us home, but other than that - For me, it's like a vacation of sorts.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Aw c'mon, did you really have to use the v-word?

[voice]

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

I'm from a musical. I never know what else to say about my world.

We have superheros, but . . . [he trails off awkwardly because he's not sure how to word "YOU'RE ALL FICTIONAL" nicely] Not like here. They're mostly stories, like Toxic Avenger. I guess you could say that we're all mutants, of a sort, in my world. It's not very normal to bend reality to your will most places but we all do it like second nature.

[voice]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

Bend reality like, oh say, making people sing? [Guess who still isn't over being faked out during the day of villain niceness!]

video

[sway-over-time.livejournal.com]

Really? Really? This is just a big fat ZERO on the Triple S scale. Both of them.

video

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Whaaat? You got something against bonding time?

[digikaiser.livejournal.com]

Lets see... I seem to have swapped places with a 12-year old version of myself in this city and I'm from an earth that's bound to a parallel "Digital" world spawned by the global exchange of ideas. I'm specialized private investigator.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

...Whoa.

Kinda sucks on being one of the swapped guys but a PI? That's a really cool job. I mean, on TV at least.

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

Which level of Hell would you like me to talk about, Santo?

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

The...one that would give me the least horrific nightmares?

[ black communicator; voice ]

[simplyteasing.livejournal.com]

Ah, avalanche boy!

I was looking for you.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Oh uh. Hey! Yeah, I've been kinda busy fixing up the school and now all this crap going down. 'Sup?

voice

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

The weird thing about mine was that we had the Avengers, but no mutants.

voice

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Wha? Man, I feel totally gypped by alternate universes now. They aren't that much better than us.

[fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com]

We've got mutants, but no Avengers. X-Men are the closest thing to superheroes that we got, but they're not really.

Also, Magneto isn't a dickwad like he is in some other universes.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

So like the reverse of Rikki's world on the hero team thing. Guess that evens out.

I'd say good guy Magneto is weird, but we've got a non-evil devil here. So yeah.

Voice

[idateforsupper]

Avengers? Ehhn, we got Ultimates.

Obviously my world has mutants. Everyone just fucking hates 'em.

Voice

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Gotta say, that's a way cooler name for a team.

Yeah, same in ours too. How often you guys get attacked by crazy assholes with guns or robot gloves?

/LATE FOREVER....

[fiddled.livejournal.com]

Mister should do his homework! Pudding has always been told that it's important.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I'll get to it! Eventually.

/ALSO ALWAYS LATE

[klutziness]

Uh, I think I've answered all those questions. But... what's D&D?

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

You sure have. In fact, learning all that stuff about your world is part of the reason I decided to do this.

It's uh. A roleplaying game thingie. Nerds get paper and dice and pretend to be warriors and wizards and crap.

[ video; ]

[superxgrlfriend.livejournal.com]

[ Laughing. ]

In my universe, the X-Men are all insufferable wankers.

[ video; ]

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking we were from the same universe! If that's true then clearly your reality doesn't have a me.