seventeenth | voice | from prison

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

So I was wondering, my fellow imports, if there's been any progress on the apprehension of my murderer.

[Silence.]

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[Another silence. He breathes through his teeth.]

What's that, you say? No?

No progress at all!? [Beat. Calmer:] Well, then. Isn't that curious.

I shouldn't be surprised, all things considered. You probably know where he is but don't want to divulge it just yet, don't want to suffer through throwing one of your own into this dreadful, dreadful facility, this super-prison. The herd behavior is cute, really, but one day, I'm afraid it's going to cost you. But I could be wrong. Maybe you don't know. Maybe you're all too busy folding to the whims of our benevolent god to even give a frak about the death of some poor, old machine. Too caught up in your own prison.

Which reminds me. I address this to all of you, not just my captors:

The vast majority of you going about this the wrong way, my friends. I am not your enemy.

One day, perhaps you'll be lucky to pick up on it.

[ooc: again, prison communicators cannot accept filtered replies!]

Comments

[why no, he can't leave well enough alone]

[hackeralastair]

SHUT UP! Just shut up, you slimy bastard! Nobody cares what happens to a heartless killer like you!

voice; oh Alastair

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the verbal illustration.

voice; yeeeaaaaahhhh

[hackeralastair]

You're finally where you belong, so just sit there and rot.

[voice] this is why he and alastair are best friends

[satisfiedsigner]

You're my enemy~

[voice] of course :'D

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

And I've taken all this time to forgive you. What a disappointment.

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Mmm, yep! No one gives a "frak" (whatever the hell a frak is) about you, you psychotic son of a bitch. You got it right on the money!

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[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of an introduction.

[voice]

[tooksteps.livejournal.com]

[voice]

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Regrettably. I apologize for not telling you sooner.

video;

[tyrael.livejournal.com]

[So now after his tirade, Tyrael is more bored than anything else. ]

And what "God" would that be?

voice;

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

The all-mighty Porter. Haven't you heard?

[Text : From one of Kogenta's comms so not easily connected to him (aka, about as anon as he gets)]

[shiromadoushi]

There's nothing pitiable about you.

For what you did, you deserve to rot where you are.

voice;

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Who is this?

voice;

[dogabuse.livejournal.com]

Slow justice, Cavil?

voice;

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

[Long pause.]

What a relief it is to hear a friendly voice.

[hellocamerafour.livejournal.com]

Wait, a machine? When you say that, are you referring to yourself?

voice;

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

Indeed I am. Here to compare me to a cellular telephone? A wild animal?

text

[stealthvirus.livejournal.com]

This opens up the can of "machine rights" worms

voice;

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

No, really? I missed that one.

[nyc-detective.livejournal.com]

You know, boredom isn't really an excuse for melodrama.

voice;

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but how is demanding justice for my murder melodrama?

[caststwoshadows.livejournal.com]

Oh, no one wants to try.

[bestmachine.livejournal.com]

No one desires to try, you mean.

comment is not here how did I miss this post sob;

[wolfofmibu]

What Saitou heard:

"WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE BITCH BITCH MOAN"