[006] Public Service Announcement

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

A word to the not-so-wise about "genocidal, socially dysfunctional weirdos":

It's generally considered to be a bad, if not entirely stupid idea to provoke them, especially if your only reason for doing so is because of self-righteous, sentimental nonsense.

If you're not careful, you may just end up "crucified to the concrete".

[Private :: X-Force :: Unhackable]

If you so much as ruffle a hair of my brother's head, I will send you to an early grave.

This is not a warning.

It's a promise.



[ooc: All replies from X-Force members will be filtered, whether they want them to be or not.]

Comments

[meowminx]

Sometimes it's a bad idea. Sometimes it's just fun.

How's your kitten doing?

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

Fun for whom?

Well enough. She keeps me occupied when nothing else does.

[meowminx]

Fun for the provoker, of course.

Cats are good at keeping people occupied, whether they have other things to do or not.

[fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com]

I meant it fondly!

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

Of course you did.

[fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com]

And c'mon, tell me I'm wrong.

[gonnabeflash.livejournal.com]

Which concrete? Are some houses made of concrete in The City?

Normally, genocidal weirdos end up killing people so provoking them may capt their attention and they'll kill less~

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

The ground.

Cute.

[luckpuns.livejournal.com]

Word to the wise, Sunshine. Shatty has friends, so you were bound to get called out for dicing him up sooner or later. Not that I'm doing anything about it, because 'Star can handle himself.

Might wana watch out for Rictor though. Kid's powerful.

[Private :: Domino]

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

I'm well aware of that. However, it's a private dispute that he initiated. I won't be held responsible for something that he started of his own accord, knowing full well what would happen.

I have no intention of fighting with him, or even Shatterstar again. Not unless they threaten what's mine.

[ohexplodable.livejournal.com]

Pfff, dude, poking people's the best fun in the world! They make the best faces, right? Like, lookit Mello-wello! He's got this eyebrow thing that's totally, like, hilarious!

[Private]

... huh?

Um, okay, so like, we're totally not, like, baby killers for one, and for the other... dude, you have a brother? Seriously? There are two of you?

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

Hysterical, I'm sure.

[Private]

Yes. His views on life are very different from mine, however. Something all of you should be grateful for.

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

Except that he doesn't have eyebrows, which just makes it even more hilarious.

[ninepointnine.livejournal.com]

Then your brother better stay out of it and away from us.

And nope, there's no way I could possibly get crucified to the ground.

[Private :: Julio] and you can consider that first comment privated >_>

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

Oh, he will.

Of course you wouldn't.

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Who the what now?

You're crucifying people?

[Private :: Vash] oh, and he's filtering your comment too, little brother >_>

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

It doesn't concern you, Vash.

Stay out of it.

[ahhmahgawd]

Long as you ain't doing anything with that genocidal thing, X-force doesn't have an issue with you.


And if you hack up any other members of my team---the ones who can't heal so quick...even if it's just in a little scuffle---- we will have one. I can promise stuff too.

[Private :: Sam]

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

As I already told another of your teammates:

I have no intention of fighting with any of you, or even Shatterstar again, no matter how badly he may want a rematch. I see no purpose in it, and the fool only has himself to blame for initiating the fight in the first place.

You stay out of my hair, and I'll stay out of yours. Understand?

[notlikeanyone]

It depends on the exact situation - it can be a valid battle tactic, but only sometimes. And the same can be said for provoking some, ah - interfering do-gooders, wouldn't you say?

Did they survive it?

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

I haven't the slightest idea what you mean.

No, I chopped him up into little pieces and drop-kicked the bloody remains into the ocean. Why do you ask?

[xf-shatterstar.livejournal.com]

I have no issue with your brother, you fool. He is obviously the one with the intelligent genes in the family, yeah?

And you put on a nice show, Knives. Victimize yourself and don't own up to your actions. Such a megalomaniac you are; you've got it down to an art. Just remember, vehjka, you did not have to exchange words with me, you did not have to meet me, and you did not have to fight. Don't act as if your hand was held and you were forced. Walking away was cowardly enough, now you simply shrug off accusations by patronizing people? How am I not surprised?

And if you ever threaten him again -- and I do not care how ridiculously stupid and out of line he acts -- I will finish the job next time. I will give you back your such wanted peace and you can find solace in death once more.

[Private :: Shatterstar] yeeeeah, and that comment of yours is filtered too >_>

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

Talk to him, and find out for yourself, why don't you?

Don't put words in my mouth, infant. I never claimed to be a victim, and there has never been a moment that I haven't taken responsibility for my actions. I have no regrets about what I've done, here or elsewhere, and next time we meet, if your overbearing sense of honor dictates it, I'll take your head if that's what you want.

It's not patronization. I simply don't care. I met and fought with you, yes, but you were practically foaming at the mouth for the chance so I indulged you. However, if that's your idea of 'honor'- rushing headlong into a battle and then being disappointed that it didn't come to a bloodthirsty end- then I want no part of it.

Then tell your human pets to keep their noses out of my business. And you can stay out of it too.

[riverbytwos.livejournal.com]

shouldn't pick fights.

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

Neither should they.